is my nickname for Holland. The country has a lot of things with names that need shortening by exactly three characters. Let's name off a few them, shall we? First we have

“Hold still, I’m trying to work.” Ysolde, the dormiga who had been given the unfortunate job of healing me, grabbed my arms and pinned them to the bed, holding her scalpel between

And so the hamster set off on a long and whimsical journey to obtain a tutu and become the best hamster ballerina in the world. He packed up his belongings and caught the next bus

Given that they all knew they were under surveillance, Ariela gamely confided: "One time -- and I hope Clovis will forgive me -- one time he confided that he loved the smell of old

But why only talk about BLOOD as the subject matter at hand, when there's so much more to gross out over together! You know, like sex ed, cardio, and so on...

, exquisite in its corpseness. It folded itself so that all I could see was what it had done just a moment ago, but nothing before that. The corpse, smelling of rot and decay, said

Old Meg looked up from the tome in her hands, the Spanish words making little sense in her old and feeble brain. She could recall as if a hundred years ago her daughter saying…

and most of the northern hemisphere.The paper came in like any other at the right time "SMURFS LIVE" blasted on the front page and a short memo and info about them going to diddys.

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

It was a time-traveler from 12 years ago, and she was a woman. The man did not know what to do with any of what was going on. She said to him...

Know you???" She asked, a bit, let's say shocked, and confused. "Don't you remember me Diane?" I asked, hurt crossing my face."Well...I..err, no sorry" She replied.

His lungs wheezed. Every day since the collapse, he had feared this moment: the day where his luck would run out. It was a miracle that he'd survived this long without an inhaler.

(The moon wasn't full at all, he just enjoyed doing the whole wolf bit.) However, that was quickly interrupted by a quintet of men who Wolf Man identified as from the nearby burgh.

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Amber grabbed his thingie with her hand and shoved it you know where. they both screamed. it was so big and girth. she manned. it was size of cloro wipes botggñw

In an abandoned junkyard lived a bunch of little trolls obsessed with stuff from the 90s. Like Tamagotchis, VHS tapes and Dolly the Sheep.

Bouncing to the Left, and teh right, when AC/DC had Big Balls.

Now, snails have been known to wreak havoc in hearts, but there is a way to keep your heart intact in the event of a snail infestation.