Oh the Puns death could be so punny, "A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits." But the distasteful reviews at the comedy club wasn't helping my career. I packed my hearse an

But she didn't care and continued to paint Amnamieka's wall a 1950's pink and used creepy anime children and Five Nights at Freddy dolls. Annamieka was horrified and couldn't sleep

H Wandy Wing could do. Unless he hired helicopters to lift up buildings and rearrange them in a more symmetrical way ala Kandy Krush. The judge wasn't impressed but I liked her wig

u can't even imagine how infrequently someone shares the end of the rainbow...even after they have bent over to capture a moment of the leprechaun's lucky charm...a charm he seldom

bicarbonate pills she was given daily were more of a distraction than any real assistance. (Plus, it accounted for the frothing). No one gave her a glass to dissolve them in, thoug

one day a little boy was crying, he was so sad his mum died he loved his mum to much and he ran away. He ran as fast as he could he ran to...

careful man that did his best to interact with as few people as possible? I went through all my social niceties of the week and none of them had any bearing on becoming a leech for

"Yes, I knew" that's why I didn't take the exam a year ago. "Mr.Kumar, my intelligence isn't to be gambled on. You lost your money because you are a fool." he was visibly shaken by

green apple into the fire, hoping the smell would calm Ho-ho down and make them stop the flames. Mostly I just wanted to get out of the house.

like someone had fished a drowning kitten from an oil slick. The old man flashed a toothless grin as I reluctantly approached him, trying not to breathe in. "Hello, Ivan," I said.

lived the Amish way. Her mother winked at the question. Eridani was 11 when she found out. A traveling salesman came to the door. The final payment for your daughter is overdue.

. The excuse definitely sounded better in his head than when he said it out loud. His captors simply stared at him like he was a howling were-beast. He wiped the blood off

ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets

Tim growled and gnashed his teeth around the ball. It burst with a pop. Cooper, startled, began to cry. Tim felt as guilty as a dog could, so he walked to Cooper and nuzzled him.

They call that type of first step a doozy. This was my first lesson. I plummeted to the polluted planet below me. I lost my shit. (Not really, it was returned to me later.) Then,

The little cubs huddled in a muddle as they heard the banging thing come closer. "I'm scared," said Nuzzles. "I'm hungry," said Cuddles. So they decided to trick the banging thing

and although I eschew all spelling and other grammatical rules, at least I am passionate. Yup, 0068 is the most passionate of all the fruit in the bowl, and the most dangerous.

They were powered by the merest of breaths, so when she used them they had the force of hurricanes. Peppa was in a hurry to get to the comic book shop. She didn't see the wino drop

socks on the floor, & my dog's farts. Notice from the electric co. in mail- pay your bills or else. Angry visit from landlord. Time to go on my 16th job interview this week, at the

dizzy from the zero gravity until they arrived at planet Xenolite. They landed and set up camp. The solar windows began to howl and Mitch for cover.