Her hand was quivering, her breath was short and shallow as she reached down and brought this - her last resort - to her mouth. As it entered, she began to taste it for the first

by showing them my figs and pickle. Nobody seems to like armed homeless men of a certain comportment. This had tried hiding it but you just can't get the Corp out of you like that.

in our bear traps. Usually we didn't get the chance to ask, since the feral girls had long since chewed their Prada sandals off and escaped back into the swamps. But Breana hadn't

Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene.

doctor, we already know Tim's sick anyway so what's the point?"

She used a chocolate toffee broom to fly over and pick up her beau, Willy Wonka, and take him to an orgy of mangoes and heart-shaped badonkadonks at a bar called the Rusty Pentacle

: "It's for the torchlight procession." I laughed heartily, but not she. Later, all donned hooded red robes printed with horned beasts & marched. To cheer the Devils at Prudential?

bone. Now this hurt will be buried inside like bones in the backyard. I like bones, being a dog and all. I know what you're thinking, but yes, cats and dogs can live together.

Since we can't edit our typos and mistakes that we make between moments in our busy lives, they lay bare before the all of Folding Story's Motley Crew. But dagum it we love it here

singing debaclely about his many feats,mostly bedding some girthy chamber maid or boring some dullard politician. I hated the Blue Ball Prince. I would become the Red Ball Prince!

she isn't the genius in this twosome. We don't want her to know she's - Narf! - a crazy person...oh heck! It was the Narf! that gave me away right?

were lots of vines hanging and some sort of whirling purple mist that might have been covering a pool of water. The boy leaned over the edge of the misty cloud to see if he could

"Oh but I do." He clammed his clammy hands together in excitement, grabbed the can of Cheese Whiz and moved in for the cheesy thrill of it all. "Please don't do it, I am begging yo

said "Seriously? You are the Dragon of doom and you donT know that terrorizing villagers is pas..passy..passA..." Then I burped "scuseme..I think I might be stoned.."

discontinued the medication & saw his doctor. "Sorry, Kodi." said Dr. Plutz "Those instructions work only if you get SOME of the symptoms- not all of them. You got 2 days to live."

her nose. With the last of her snot gone, Doris said: "There, Harold, we can escape now." She slid aside a poster of Beyonce, exposing a long tunnel lined with neon lights, 7/11's,

So they moved into a cardboard box on the pavement in front of the stationers. It was reasonably roomy, but Ursula found it hard to manage to type while Gudrun was attending to hi

Intent? Josie thought. Is that like when I want to have tea but then the person says no and I try to force it down there throat? or is it the other thing where I send out emails?

on fire!" shrieked Sir Gadabout. "Good Lord!" said Sir Pugsly, "I ordered it medium rare!" Robin Hood put his hands on his hips and laughed so hard he wet his tights. King Arthur

I had a whole ecosystem worked out. It was perfect. A place for everything and everything in it's place. I even had a space for entropy. That entropy entered my memory and I forgot