The giant head started to move. Laurel and Hardy ran as the Easter Island Mammoth hopped towards them making an unusual cry of anguish. Ollie watched as his friends

ordered 4 double cheese scambled hard plate raisin splattered diced capped smothered cubed peppered Belgian black cream. But the WH waiter called Thor's order in as 4 double cheese

. "They are only worth 35 cents!" he complained. "No exceptions," the dealer at MGM Grand explained. "Cash out or explode." Now with 35 cents in his pocket Fred saunter off to

They left behind a trail of shadows as they raced across the leafy path. The wind blowing through the tree forest halls, and they were wolves, king of the woods, Wise and knowing.

Tom Thumbdrive, 2217: in 2017 they were still using electronics for what I guess was their crude attempt at the vapor, but they called it the internet. Using his playlist from tha

I wonder if the Nazarene saw this night that night. Me, on a Thursday, eating a salami and cheese sandwich with horseradish sauce on week old wheat bread and listening to sorrows.

started rambling on about about my.. Whatever it was i was talking about... I cant remember now. It would be very frustrating if I could remember how forgetful I am..

The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete

- the freaking MEDICINE ball - on your foot. On the way to ER, Columbo can't stop apologizing: "My wife has a remedy for smashed toes! Incidentally, your alibi doesn't check out."

my deepest passion. Every itch that needed scratching on that head I was jealous. Every breeze that flew through that wild coif, I hated. Zippo, at least, let me pick the nits from

I have been afraid to shower in those 3 days because what if it happens when I am showering. There I will be wet and naked while it happened all around me. So no shower. Out of TP.

cats that was stalking her from the edge of the tar pit. Wait, they weren't fossilized. THEY WERE ALIVE! They were alive and trying to rescue her so that they could eat her. Snakes

best coffee and chocolate doughnuts could be found, where we stopped on the way to the office and sometimes after work. I'm bouncing off the walls from all the caffeine and sugar

The bodies had names carved into their skin, and at first they seemed random. Ice. Penny. Pentagon. It wasn't until they found the key to decipher the madness. It was in the blood.

The yogi and Abraham ran headlong into the wild dart guns at the ready. Their minds on Rhino preservation. The poachers were too close to the black rhino."You aim for the front man

Every generation's established music and movies and art becomes ancient and archaic, what's left behind are memories of a time riddled with cobwebs and those people soon forgotten.

down to sleep between the tires of the landing gear when the plane suddenly took a nose dive straight down. It threw him up on the back wall of the landing gear box. Smoke started

Bangtan Boys that prepared to fire the little pellets that so small could hurt so bad. Jimin caught a pinecone and launched it straight at the enemy team - headshot.

, "My meat is perfect just as it is!" Mary, Martha, and Jebediah tried to reason with him. "Hear us out!" Mary pleaded, "Adding one thick slice to your Lit'l Wiener will taste good

The kid and the Doctor put their hands up only for the French foreign legion to show up and save them both. "You see I used to be a member of the French foreign legion and they