The last restroom i attended in Rome came with a blood tampon and a larger rat chewing on it. I vomited and discovered why some people pee on the walls.

tanks make vodka...Chinese tanks make dim sum...Korean tanks make kimchi...but American tanks...ah...good ole U S of A tanks make really bad soap operas and celebrity sex tapes.

without swim trunks!" Talvepaev tried hiding his nakedness. Hi boss just laughed. "We all had to go through the initiation." You want to be a Polish Polar bear you Estonian basta

✌Victory hand dingbat...not too shabby for a starting rate of $16.50 hr...and let me be extremely succinct...I planned on bedding Peggy tonight and talking her into a raise to 18.

, then the pickles were arranged into a pentagram in the Walmart Pick-Up lane. He proceeded to the roof, and dropped the vinegar-filled condoms onto the pentagram. If he suceeded

And so with a stern brow and several flourishes, he exclaimed "Bippity boppity boooo, Mr. Demons! Come out and play!" It often worked that way-- he could never just come out and

His fans were starving for new ship material as they paired up his characters and wrote fanfiction. He knew he had screwed up, for his characters were based in real life.

s, but their souls were linked as close as if reincarnation had been real. Soljan stepped through the entrance to the alternative world, knife in hand, determined to kill you.

I intended to follow in the footsteps of Pierre Menard & write a book that has already been written long before. The book I was going to write was Oedipus in Disneyland. Molloy had

The American Restoration was a period between just after the 2nd Trump War and lasted until the 2nd generation Colony Ship launchings in 2103 under the Franken Regime. Some hold

Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat

His mind was riddled with long, thin, hard, phallic objects...the same objects that stuck up out of my bathtub and sink...even out of my bed...and, on a few occasions, out of my

ree was used for the wrong, and frankly, illegal reasons. Tim thought writing the code for humans, even if he was manipulating them to fight in the war, was the coolest thing ever.

tracked down my local baker and smashed through her window

In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there?

in the center of the back. The piece de resistance was the mustache that I placed squarely above the butt crack. Depravity a sharpie and burned body lead me to the dark side.

I went to see The Thirteenth Messiah today. Or, I was going to until I remembered you people are still waiting for the 2nd one. I remembered when the 13th brother of Jesus's Netfli

having to ask my son and his good-fer-nothin' wife and kids to help with it. Darn PC's been a the fritz ever since ah downloaded that quilting app. Heck how was ah supposed to know

asunder, only to discover No-one was wearing panties that day. Suddenly, the tutu lost its charm for me. "Oh, no, you don't!" No-one protested. But my hand was already reaching for

I grew up a military brat. I seen all of Europe 29 of the 50 states & visited Mexico & Canada. I speak French fluently. All True! Keep it real folks that's the name of the game!