crisis. What happened to Tom Tom? He currently battles kleptomania. We have created a society of child stars struggling with imbalances in the expectations fame and responsiblities

age of King Arthur and Burger King. or was that King Longshanks. I don't know I'm just the last white pawn on the chess board trying to get across to retrieve the queen.

she used to play with her voodoo dolls. The city life held many fascinations but none compared to the secret thrill of cursing an evil person. Amanda had come here in search of new

able to invoke quite as well. Places with longer, more tragic histories had better energy for invoking, but that fact slipped Simeon's mind when deciding where to move.

At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c

Tough men became large men in spandex and more protection than a WHO doctor with a aids carrying Somalian prostitute. Rugby is still guts and glory American Football is is fanny sp

In his angst, Twinkletoes willed his little toe to dim for a sec & then relight. His armed escort was now unable to move, & cried: "Knave! You ARE a wizard!" "And a FREE one!" said

The mother smiled, wiping the blood off her cheek. She bended down, facing the child who had only known the color of blood and the smell of corpses. "You, of course," she laughed.

To keep my cover I did pantomimes of Two Girls One Cup as I descended just outside the Big Top tent which was the command center for these bunch of enemy clowns. There was a clown

asses know nothing about. Eogon didn't really give a fuuuuucckk what his father thought, and neither did Eeyore's fat ass, so much condescension, so much psychic bullshit, enough

indifference; they didn't give two shits of a giggle where they went nor who they saw, as long as they planted their sinful seeds across the universe

the feminazis down the street blew up our last VW Bus. We forgave them, but they still harass our asses, thats why our sprinklers spray chemicals, transforming the plants to poison

It took many millennia and far more effort than deemed necessary for man to rise in intellectual and physiological superiority. Superiority, of which, consumed man entirely.

and expose your soul to a random stranger, (7) go to the beach or if land locked the neighbor child's sandbox (8) have a bonfire with your junk mail (9) sing karaoke in the shower

It was becoming unbearable. They finally cornered me in a paint shop where my invisibility could only last for so long. A shot rang out into the bucket above me and paint came down

frosting over quickly. One of my little toes did not feel like it was soaking into a white sand beach in the Tropic of Gilgamesh on Blu's Court. I called the Steward to send ice cr

Arrived and ferreted them to OZ. There the Freemasons did their secret induction rituals and it suddenly no longer mattered whether or not she had buffeted the cladding. Behold,

bottle back, you know the one his grandmother gave to me, after the wedding..." Awkward silence at the end doesn't work, I keep running it through my head that it might, but

The cats safely locked in the sub-dungeon dungeon. The feline hating king of stupidity suffered the worst rat infestation ever. They even came by night and ate his hating face off.

The lazy basso nova treated us like palm trees that want just any breeze to rustle their leaves or collect their coconuts. Basso nova was about to get a big surprise if that is wha