were so blue. He wished he could tell Garret the truth about his feelings, but they were far too deep into this scheme. If Garret knew Aiden was in love with him, there was no way

movie we watched at that foreign lady's house when she sheltered in place with her. All of the kids from the apartment complex did at some point. Those two needed to get a room.

T to dance the chicken dance in front of the sexy beast men's club. Man was this all a dream? Had those extra z pills affected my judgment? I had to sit down but the tub looked lik

to seeking my fortune, I was kidnapped by Abby Farrelly and the Wacky League, a women's Balloon Council group. They forced me to inhale helium and speak into a tape recorder

help himself. He added "serpentine" to every fold that day. Then that night while he was scrubbing his sister Molly's boots out came a large snake. "I am the Queen of the snakes

bucket of water to boil on the stove. "I don't normally approve of frozen food," Gunter scolded me, "but since it is Mark, I will make an exception." We had some difficulty lifting

formed a resistance. People would say, "It's a new page of life, isn't it?" when they wanted to discuss the forbidden truths of the burned books. If people reacted badly to this t

er. The strange Beings that applied all seemed flawed some how until Jenny Jelley applied. She was perfect she had lime green hair and 6 peanut butter colored eyes. She could juggl

the Comic con location was lit up on the side.The man in the silver spandex suit was not amused. He pulled out a light sword and lopped my arm right off. Singeing closed the wound.

bunch of Negro platters where wishing their shoes were fireproof. We didn't have time for those drifters either. The hobgoblins were on our tails. The pretenders took our semblence

e’ll do,” said the captain, “Fire!” Meanwhile, in Tokyo, Nikolai had managed to somehow drown himself in a koi pond. Back in Moscow, Rasputin rubbed his hands together sinisterly.

"Because I need to fulfill my dream of becoming a woman, and I need to do it away from everyone that I already know. It's too awkward to transition; I need to just pop-up one day."

with the principal fro bringing the whole wooden giraffe collection. "Bogo, do you know why you're in trouble?" He asked. Bogo mumbled about needing to share the giraffe love.

l. Then Penelope's Chauffeur pulled up & said, "Silliness, my lady did you think you could give me the slip? Get in your father the king is annoyed." Penelope tried to explain but

the two kingdoms. That was until a giant dragon appeared and began burning both to the ground. They had to work together. Perhaps this would mean their love could be. He became a k

the walk of fame. However due to recent political events. It had become the walk of shame. the blue-footed boobies with cement covered feet waddled into a fortune tellers tent

eat horse apples while astride "Arrrrr " winner of the 2008 Saratoga Sweeps. I thought, "Do horses regurgitate cud?" I guess they enjoy it. Like having a chaw under their horsy lip

& sheeple. They too wanted to know why there was foam in the Tucsawitchichi Creek. Turns out that a local artist was sculpting foam. He was making floating refuges for water birds

that “Feet have five toes.” Here’s the problem, though. I didn’t.

chance to scratch out a living on the dry carmine soil would have been possible: we had two too few.The chickens were inbred & sickly. Somewhere on Mars we 99 survivers had to find