sputter. Her lemonade pants shoved in his mouth he cried. "That's enough! you don't need to be so naughty!" I scolded. "I'll show you naughty," her eyes glowed red & her head spun

Hell or high water, I would have my revenge. I looked at down at the survivors, most of them strangers. These were now my people. They would be my weapon. I needed to hone them.

"Booooob," I moaned in my best Monroe voice batting my eyes. The director shrugged. "I meant anger!" Fine. "BOB!" I shouted. "Sexy Anger." I yelled & and winked. "Bob sexy fool!"

As he was being humped, the director cued the "Hanky Panky" song from Fifty Shades Darker. Buckets of water were being poured over a *very* large lettuce strainer, so it'd rain.

Sherbet and Sherbet at Peacock ice cream he apparently made a huge mistake by ordering a sundae on Saturday. It apparently was politically incorrect. Mr PC himself was filming it

He could feel their spiny fingers and sharp claws. The path through the blackened woods was obscured by branches. But He made it to the watch tower. There was a small ham radio. He

if you can't write more than just Zac Efron's name I will have to feed you to the FS demons I chortled at HarleyV. I could feel the FS tension mounting. I decided to release it by

summer. Kale?! a sworn carnivore? She had secretly slipped closer to my vegetarian side of life. I knew if a pushed it would be too soon. Instead, I left some kale on a platter and

go out their with me?" "I got the huevos, esé," My best amigo Carlos piped up. I knew he'd go. He's a solid dude. Then Sancho & Mikey reluctantly agreed. To the haunted field we we

Muffy. She had to be his daughter Wendy Paxton, now 11 years old . Why was she living in Baxter, AZ? Why did no one recognize him? Why was he see through?! He hadn't died so

Jerry couldn't believe it. He followed the instructions his ancestors left & lit the magic candle ($4.99 on sale) in the magic cabinet ($12.99 standard). The bags began breed. OMG!

all Bird-hood is shut down. I tried on the Emu tights. They were totally uncomfortable until I put the underwear on the out side. Then I Super Emu went after Evil Emu in my

on her head of delicate golden curls. She offered the gods of the obelisk 10% of her harvest & two large chicken. Suddenly light above her glowed. "You have been chosen Lilia."

She'd have the police show up, claim they suspect a meth lab. While they are supposedly searching the house, she would fill the basement with whipped cream. Best practice prank eve

The donut renegade that dominated the planet Pluto. The gringo syndicate decided to lax off the Jupiterans and the Uranians. But the stash of donuts ran cold. They needed new space

for an outside viewer because of the glare from the sky or God forbid, the Sun. Or Uncle Tits's white white belly. Right when they kicked the winning field goal against us! I still

his head into the large picture window and entered the bar. John Paul went on a rampage. how dare they not believe he was in Led Zeppelin!

clenched his fists. "Lady Denis of Nevermore would never eat meat with the likes of you," he sneered. Lord Smartypants smirked and flicked Sir Wenis's ear. "She craves it," he said

assumption that she was a virgin, but she knew how to play the game of love. Her slap did not hurt the vampire. "Relax, it's just Diet Pepsi," he told her. "Oh, okay then," she

wept under the weight of her martini glass, Aunt Betty charged forth with her scathing diatribe. In the end I swore upon a turkey drumstick that I'd never again play peacemaker