Mario and Luigi, The queens died from lung cancer when Luigi touched them.

forgot to pack a swimming suit and swam in his undies instead, his white undies. Not only did the girls at the campsite get to see all that mother nature had given Jerry but the br

escape he thought. Here floating up toward the smog layer. Ever since the clean air act he had begun to suffer smog withdraw and now he would be wrapped back in that comfort. He

All fluffy aliens loved canned cat food but, fancy feast was the best. Fluffy Muffy from the planet Hiku decided to muscle in on his delicious kitty goodness. But he shot lasers fr

Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA

rs, for they would inevitably die just as soon as they became acquainted. Killbasa had no mercy. But this was different. For wherever she went, her tsunami of rufi would follow ens

nearly everything. Including bulbous body of the gelatinous beast. The smell of burning fat was vomit inducing, yet I pressed on. My peanut butter sandwiches will be without jelly

ed my blue sweater. I'm just saying,,,People! If you're determined to enter the unknown, a haunted house for example, before you go, tie up your loose ends. I loved that sweater!

This excited Wolfram. Jan too notice and did a little sliding of her own. Pulling her moomoo dress up to reveal her Sarlac pit, Wolfram moved in to show Jan how he earn his name.

The drums started again. Horrible voices were baying for blood. Pancho's blood. He was the first of many; the fist to fall to the great god Soccor, lord of

a game of dominoes. He snickered to himself as his victim set the game up, he had been playing dominoes for over 300 years; his victim was about to get the double whammy! No! It

trumpet that sounds REALLY loud. I love to get my ears pierced by those, and what could be better than a cute girl delivering those sounds. I kneeled and prayed, and Jesus heard me

making us highly combustible. Several of my friends went up in flames but they were hot heads. I kept my cool,but the situation lended new meaning to the chemistry of relationships

looked totally out of place. He praised the guards strong muscles & glinting scales. If it weren't for the errant tendril, he'd be more attractive than the chief Mordock Guard!

"Take a shit before you shower and you won't have to wipe." Greasepaint said with enthusiasm. Cheers erupted from the audience. Unfortunately for greasepaint

"Look Padre, there's only so much ecumenical passion in me and I'm not wasting it on this", Vlad said as he shot Mel, staining his power suit & leather heels with cyborg blood.

So he studied perfected and spiced. Behold the crackers of doom only demons & daredevils could tolerate them. Foody Gluteus Maximus tried Coquos Eatius' creation again this time

a decent gumob, you know? Mama said I was gonna get mighty hungry up here; said them folk don't even know what a crawdad is. I might be a hitman but that don't mean that I hafta

Christy Minstrel, back in ancient Greece, and therefore way ahead of my time and misunderstood. It was assumed that the Gods had placed me there to warn of the awful music that

l like ear: Plastics." I smiled & nodded as if I understood. I didn't until One, Other & Extra melded into OOE, who towered terrifyingly over me, stomping at me like I was a bug.