the fact that the children planted their dog turds in his sandwiches. Days later policemen shut his cart down for some silly made-up indictment called "violating health standards"

into the tent where Chuckles the clown was enveloped in a cloud of smoke. "Your eyes are bloodshot," Mary noted. She shook a gilded pitchfork at the imps. "How much for this one?"

his former best pal from HS, the charismatic Chickenhead III. "Pigfeet Jr. seems to be ready for the Transformation" he wrote, albeit somewhat tentatively, "Hurray and get the

his chubby arm with high octane novocaine. "I can't feel my body!" blubbered the patient as Dr. Huckleberry strapped him back into the dentist chair. "Good, that means it's working

I suppose, in the end, it was kind of worth it. We shifted our business to a tamer testing site. The health fanatics approved and we made millions. The scandal never left us but, we

should be revealed. Amilar's sexual thirsts were legendary in the hush hush community. They lent themselves to the stranger side of things. Amilar preferred things like marshmallow

for the closest space port. The Kraken was going stellar, interstellar. He would rip apart every star ship there was. But in Space their are bigger badder things than here on Earth

and, key lime keyante. If these cookies don't buzz you up nothing will. The salesman smiled, mentally undressing me thinking I'd be too high to fight later. But the jokes on him be

hemolymph as it sputtered..then gushed out of Eleanor’s splintered rostrum. Agra-Vur had never witnessed another creatures demise, and he felt pleasured by it. "I am going to

and teeth gleaming. He lifted a hand, and all the people on the beach were lifted in the air and thrown screaming into the ocean. "Stop!" she shouted, but he ignored her. She knew

had choked me. I was relieved from the excitement and the adrenaline started to kick in. I wanted to feel alive again. I wanted to feel that kind of power.

with equanimity but with insistence. A girl's life was at stake. "Stop being a Karen, Karen, Be a Manger for the sake of this girl's life" said the guy they'd cut in front of. "Ok,

"You'll be back, my dear." He said eerily as he watched the girl leave. "They always come back." he muttered. The girl turned to answer him but the shop had vanished completely.

Oh good, you're laughing at me. Well I'm laughing at me too. Not just anyone can wear their undies on the outside of their pants. Only superheros can look this special.

I wanted to send you some nudes. But Large Marge and Hairy Hans refused to posed naked except for their feet. So here you go foot nudes.

Here on Earth no one recognized the farts & tap dancing as communication & instead thought him a very rude dog. So off to obedience school went the alien, Zog.

I was jumping up in joy while i got distinction for all my subjects, then i heard a scream,when i turn i saw bruno mars ............................................................

ed her booty so hard that her Depends split & the Dude in the huge fedora stared at what he later described as a moldy chocolate starfish, which explained why he tipped granny 50

al bs. After all folding is a way to make the insane sane or is that the sane insane. What does it matter? We all need some bs from fs just to stay stable. I do at least. Hee hee

pointed outward. Then he painted small black strips between them so the face's teeth would look like piano keys. Art patrons the world over came to observe this masterwork.