I was watching Pickup on South Street 1953 when I stopped to shout "No, I'm a Real One, Fred MacMurry." but something always held me back from doing so. Something or someone.

Then again, I've never been one to shy away from war. The last one had been won by tactically positioning pink rubber ducks in each parallel universe, thus preventing Other Me from

"Yes, pressure, the demon of space," said Captain Jameson in Naked Space which is just next door to That Other Space in outer space. That is what I heard and that is what I am tell

and yet it's settling for sucking in all matter around it, like a fat kid at an AYCE buffet. BIG daddy issues too.One day it's all calm then BANG! A lousy black hole that can't

Mr. Genie shrugged & wriggled his nose. A huge tantalizing sandwich materialized. The maid grabbed it greedily. She bit down on a mouthful..SNAP! "Imbecile! Why the Rice Krispies?!

standing for "Just being in New York widens all business opportunities by neologism". It'll attract business to NYC. The tilde includes the hispanic demographic. "jsbñjkwabnñobn"

But, since I did have a façade, it made it easy to change into a pretty boy when I was away from my family. And I wanted it that way, but my gorgeous sister had other ideas.

gerate.Mr Rube bouncy bounced down the Hall double bouncing two youths thru their cherry bomb smoke screen.I realized this was my chance & took out my crib notes.The speed of sound

With that the cashier took off his uniform shirt, threw it at the cash register, came out of his cage, locked it & then threw the keys through the slot. Mr. Potatohead, indignant,

the body in front of her. After looking up next of kin she placed a call. "Are you related to Mallory Jones? I'm Cookie Smith and afraid I have some bad news. Mallory is dead."

The invisible forces that I felt were so powerful I joined him for poker. We Earthlings know nothing about poker until we play it with spiders from Mars. I returned home and told

Had was inspired by Allen Sherman 's commercials demonstrating how they cleaned his pot after making beans and rice. Sales went up 300% after one housewife tried Brillo pafs on

slightly above-average, jingoistic humans with a hatred for Karl Marx and the mere concept of communism. The CIA's first subject was Sen. Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin. They took

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

however the camel looked at me angrily and attempted to bite my jodhpur clad thigh. "You ugly, bald beast!" I screamed, as the camel hightailed it across the plateau. It snorted

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

that instead she was content with the occasionally political argument between old men at the barber shop. That was until the super cool gun runners came through and handed her a

I'm just that good. Either way, I've got myself a new golf cart. I wish it made that loud buzzing sound in forward. Guess I'll just drive backwards to hear that soothing sound.

was laced with lacy underwear stolen from some granny. "whose underwear is under this lid." "The granny panties are from your granny!" Satan laughed. "Deal with it!"

Often that a little prince visits his uncle Saint-Exupery on Niburu. The Queen was too old to travel long distances. Niburu was more than 2000 light years from Prince George's home