derust!" she cried, flicking her soft wet tongue across the tip of her swollen nose and letting that single canapé crumb slide down...down...deep into the caverns of her desires

and scrubbed the throne. This wasn't out of obedience, however. Princeling had a tube of glue up his sleeve which only worked on clean surfaces. father couldn't boss him around if

Wealthy humans were oblivious as they were already willing to pay good money to drink coffee that had been pooped out of cats. In fact they deemed the monkey poop a delicacy. So

his own silent manner, he left life as he left everything else, slipping out the door unnoticed for hours, leaving behind a tangle of problems left to unwind.

Forgive us for the riot at the Kurhaus in 1964, when our fans went crazy and trashed the place. We were never billed. Other Earthlings were billed instead and cheerfully paid.

Twenty seven years later and she betrays me to go out and get what she said she never wanted again. Her home. Pluto; or what is left of it. How was I to know that Musk's offer was

command deck. Eugenia didn't know it was the command deck. Whatever it was, she had driven her Yugo into it. She had some pointed questions about it being on her lawn. The orphan

I call her the Laugher because it was her voice that broke the silence; or more like her laugh alerted them we were here. She's back there too. When the demons come for her I hear

Professor Ziti and his minions at the University of Illinois were resrarching this subject in 2063. One century before Dt. Rjvdgjfgnsky had started a project before suddenly dying.

assets. I pretended to read a newspaper, eying denizens as they passed. Moments later, I found my target--an old, lumbering woman. Her identity would be easy to snatch. As she

Slappy the the mad clown and General Custard met at a park on the way to the world famous strip club in the south of Brazil. It was time for a

"What do you think I am, a dunce?" Charlie leaned over the counter and, after a quick exchange of cash, he handed me the ice cream cone. "This'll be our little secret," I said.

It didn't occur to me until I had let the zombies and monsters out of the mirror that they might not assist me in my escape after all--that, instead, they might go for my brains!

but no hamster would get these luxuries. The best Snuffles got was a silver wheel and nuts on china.He cried and in the middle of the night snuck off with Pinky and the Brain.

Were a superstitious lot, on the whole, for the most part, if you know what’s good for you and we certainly did. We knew what was good for us because of Citrus in the Oblong House.

blew my whistle. He glanced back finally. Upon seeing the scary looking fin, he swam for the nearest buoy and climbed aboard. Billy bobbed bounced back and forth with the waves

" I did General pudding mouth & if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, other than blood pudding.Fitting for someone named Custard, don't you think?" I laughed insan

out every time the galactic ice cream supplies run low? Rainbow sprinkles won't feed no Vermont albatross, or whatever it is you kids call it these days. Why, I have a mind to

had such phantasmagoria lurked through the airs of the Earth! The First Church of The Sun preached its religion in constructions of deoxyribonucleic acid. They jerked when a voice

Веселье близится, звучат фанфары, хлопушки, смех, баян, гитары! А мы, заботясь обо всех, готовим праздничный забег! Как только утро озарит столы и площади багрянцем,