Nate felt the impact but deemed it a mere nuisance and forgot about it. The, now a cherry sized, meteorite cracked open inside Nate's tool belt to reveal it was an alien spacecraft

, pero aún así decidió llevar a cabo. Consiguió todos los materiales que necesitaría para llevar a cabo su objetivo, y entró en la habitación en la que ella dormía para preparar

would be finished after she added just one more ingredient: a Swan's heart. If she could find a Swan's heart, she could finish the love potion and secretly give it to the two

than his other option, the Warlock of Carcasonne, who didn't take Khazarite apprentices anymore for reasons nobody could explain. Everyone knew the circumstances, just not the why.

A jellybean soldier stumbled, and instantly the liquorice whip was upon his shoulders. "Get up, soldier!" General Lollipop screamed. "You are a disgrace to Candyland!" The soldier

Steve dashed and grabed all the zoo animals and sent them to their natural habitat, happily then he started mopping the floor, with lightning speed too.

point, I believed gnats lived long lives, but I soon learned otherwise: we’re pests. We fly around looking for decomposed food and shit to eat; if we’re lucky, we can live 4 weeks

Rain, being a dog, could only look up at Rose quizzically and bark. "Ruff!" "No, Rain, no!" chided Rose. She sighed. "Look, we've got to really concentrate if we're ever going to g

The hermit crab shared his hermitude with other kindred souls, and his infamous support group was aptly named Herman's Hermits. They laughed, they cried. They ate apple pie.

Raising an eyebrow in interest, Morpheus walked towards the crowd to find an arm wrestling competition in progress. It seems the self-proclaimed master was losing.

Just because I only used strike anywhere matches, that didn't make me a fire snob. I just liked a certain sound from my fire. A certain warmth. The fire from this burning school

She accidentally dropped one ornament as she was putting it on the tree. It shattered and she was hit with the fumes of laughing gas. Timmy's mom started laughing uncontrollably

Would it be X, B or RB? I continued to hang on the icy cliff, frozen lake beneath my feet several feet down. B? I fell towards the ground, screen turning black. Then regenerated.

. What can say? People love shiny chrome eye stock! Paparazzi trail demanding catch phrase! "Exterminate!" Quit BBC! DIRECT!

agic stone would eventually come out of the business end of the dog. I just had to wait around for it. But the dog remembered me and knew what I was doing. At first we were chummy.

But starting off from scratch to foment a fruit war is no easy task. We decided to release an album on the Snookins label to get the word out. Organic Apples: Enemy of Society was

That and a place where the naughty lost sheep can hide. These sheep are as feral as the lines we fold, but that is okay. The folds follow us like a puppy, we get ideas everywhere!

Criminy felt threatened by all the accusations that it was the cause of our ruin. "It wasn't for my sake, no matter that they say different. It was always about their sake", Crimin

Your abstraction was vaguely insouciant towards this moment's arrival such that it makes me, us really, question it's commitment to truly Being Here Now. Being Now Here. Here Being

...and it wildly turned me on. Those headphones she wore looked like DDD silicone breast implants, and her humming caused my vas deferens to dance in merriment. Oh, how I loved