It looks like a half a coconut on a pisspot. Tear drop shape deflected the blast of haughty teutonic laughter. Then we shot! "Ah,clever comrades! And what ziss?" Sergei asked Dr.No

Time to get to work. I opened up my files, searching for one folder in particular. Now, where had I hidden it last... I swear it was in "Baby Shower Photos"... There!

and treats than tricks. The dragons laughed so hard they melted the candy and transformed it into one tasty but messy glob. Some got stuck together and had to

e, now eat your haggis." I shook off Michael's arm. "I'll eat the haggis after we settle the matter," I said. mom had regained herself and glared at me. "Unbelivable," she said.

Determine whether he is knackwurst, bloodwurst, gelbwurst, schinckenwurst, bockwurst or liverwurst. (The Wurst Kitchen specialised in such delicacies.) NURSE: Okay!

Devour. For Rebbie, I dream a book on anchovies and their hidden meanings. For Lucielucie I dream a sky filled with diamonds. For Blastedheath, I dream King Wenceslas visits with

reconnect with the one who was never going to be who she had projected he would be but she had to let go of any expectations

"By the way, my name is Ted. Ted Bundy from Utah. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy from Iowa because he isn't the famous one. I'm sure he is to his family. I hope so. I bet so. Ye

, "You Enbombed me!" screamed the deceased ones that the previous folder jabbed an Umbrella etched with runs.

car! Anybody? Anybody? Haha, I'm tellin' ya folks, the rumors you've heard about the Jiggle Machine are not true! It's safe! And I'm giving you a car if you just take it from me!

At the Department of Philosophy's year end bash, Flander transformed from duck to pyramid to cube to dodecahedron. This sparked a heated debate regarding Plato's theory of Forms

and also pretty nice...guy? I haven't found a good name yet. Now, I was going to do something here...save someone? I think?"

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where she hoped to lose the lecherous Count. She could hear the faint murmur of the party far behind her, but she there! Footsteps muffled by soft leaves!

But I felt nothing but thankfulness to the grubs that et me & the crows that took my remains to the air.I was now in the earth & the sky. I had the traitor who'd done me in surroun

around a marimba to the loo, to parties & on hot dates required more explanation from her peers than she felt was necessary. Mostly she just struck E major to communicate her angst

As the manbutt loomed closer, I covered Kayla's eyes. We heard a voice issuing from that putrid orifice: "Men have traveled to the moon, but the mooner suffers no man to pass."

lick it back. We started licking each others until I realized someone was calling me. I looked around but I didn't see anyone.

The color-blind prince was hungry for fashion and under my strict tutelage. No white after labor day, accessorize in brights, no mixing prints. He studied with great fervour

work in progress, just like the rest of us", Someone said looking at me. Geoff looked at Someone then at me began to say something and then didn't and walked away. I took my sculpt