That's what she said.

Jeez...another nut case standing outside of the Frosty Freeze claiming that he's some superhero from another planet. All I wanted was two scoops of chocolate on a cone. "I am Noot

just as he had made plans with Sgt. Shultz. Old Shultzy was a transformed man for the states all due to Frenchy's baked goodies. Now She was all his and she didn't even realize it

Trip too the local alchemist and ended up living as a shop cat. Shop cats were able to sniff all packages and authorise al all transactions involving paper money. She was award

rcerors ingredients. When she picked up an empty pot with her old potholders created wonderous boths & casseroles. He was holding them over the burner. "You should burn these.Yech

It was covered in a winter's worth of dirt, like a hermit who hadn't a stream to bathe in for the winter. At one point, it was red. It came to a tentative halt, brakes squealing.

"We both know what you did. And now you must be punished". Brandish her rosary, the nurse began to chant in a strange tongue. The lights flickered, and my wound ached.

Any aliens who are willing to finish my food before it goes stale? I hate to throw it out. I cooked roast duck and make soup which I froze. I was watching "Duck Soup" (Marx Bros.).

eceptionist, who was infamous for saying he would get back to the caller and then never doing so." He hoped the audience wouldn't disapprove of him following the latest comedic tre

kitty, puss, mitsu, stupid, or fleabag - take your pick. I kind of like fleas, but kitty sounds cuter. So now that we have that settled, I can go back to our regular scheduled

quipped over her shoulder obviously angry. "I did it all for you! the wearing the pantyhose over my head the charging in unannounced and the taking of the silver sterling coupling

workstation below and begin the day's work, distributing storms across the globe with a variety of dials and knobs. "Thunder storm in Iowa today," Skyboy said. "Las Vegas gets

As such, I decided to move to Texas where I was certain bestiality was legal. My father disapproved, but I didn't care, even though it hurt. Can't a guy love reindeer? Santa had

was so high that his bleatings sounded like a cross between Bruce Dickinson & an 80s pop synthesizer. The effect was glorious & ethereal. That said if you listened to it for more

coat-hanger. Dangling, Ken pleaded with Barbie for his life, but she ignored him. "You would rather be with Joe than me," she cried. "Is it something about my polymers?"

7) Have a son 8) Play some Candy Crush because he deserved a break 9) Read some positive affirmations to get his motivation back 10) Think of more cool godly things to do

and therefore lacked the proper enzyme for a particular neuron to fire at this point. It didn't and Tom didn't realize how fast Gramps was and lost his wattle to the sea. Papillon

"You'll never get me to talk!" blurted the old elf. I very much doubted that. I would have him confess to the kidnap of Rudolph before boxing day was over.

sleigh and the police car that we hooked when we rose up into the air as the lead reindeer dog, Randolph, a Bright Red Setter-Labrador mix, beamed through the night that we were co

I didn't mind the straight jacket so much, as long as I could dictate my 'Memoirs of a Spuh-dink Spuh-dink' to my private secretary Viola (who was actually a man who ate rats).