their BAC is above 1.2% and their keys taken away from their operators. 8. Tentacle Friendly saloons can be found roaming around on Deck 13. Bring your own methane. 9. Don't be a d

a piece of the giant pineapple. The elders prevented them from getting near it. "We cannot just give our only source of food to everyone at once! Everyone leave, now!"

the fateful night someone had left the weird puppy in his laundry basket at the Park Street Washorama. She was so fresh none of her eyes had opened. Now she was happy and healthy

stops my storytelling. "Don't wake your Uncle Steve." After the first round of turkey and trimmings, he was camped out on the couch watching football with his eyes closed.

we now castigate her! Imagine, if you will, ever being so misunderstood to such degree.

But Sarah knew pretend & had moved on to intelligent juxtaposition with Barthean riposte. She exhibited authentic stupor in the Hegelian Sense & used her advantage to posit shame.

In a hundred years, how much would she weigh then? If they dug her out, would she wake up?

Imagine teatime in this magical place daily at 3pm. Then listen to "Revolution 9" in its entirety. Then write about it all in claret fountain pen ink, using your magical Hero 612.

By the time Legendary released "Exodus from Dune", we were already post-visual, post-fictional, and only fractally incarnate in many cases. But humanity had fanned out into various

& all the little people. The aliens did come they did take us up to their mothership. But they didn't teach us to love Gaia & the little people they replaced half our brains with s

wearing that goofy plaid dress and with coke can curlers in. She will publicly humiliate you at school. You will never do that again with your mum there. I shrank, "Nooooooo

redesign the armor for the goats. I decided to take tree bark and dress the goats as walking trees. The aliens would be terrified. So would my neighbor Greg. He hates moving trees

started twerking in the background, their sweaty longshoreman chests gleaming in the pink spotlight. Women and parrots swooned and fainted in the audience. Peter Pan was called in

Lenny the Lobster could care less if the men women and children drown. They polluted his ocean home and ate his friends and stole his little mermaid's heart leaving him to swim

of the splattered clothing? They ran out to the local Randalls and bought a small air fryer. It was the only one they carried. They would have bought 2 but they couldn't afford it.

in and punched him in the nose. He fell onto the sticky floor. The last thought he had before he passed out was "Maybe I should make pancakes." When he awoke, he found that he had

remembered the old trick of humming to keep from yacking. "hmm.hmm (gag) Hmmm...(gag)..." Chris went into overdrive to keep it down. It was like watching a python try to swallow a

are. "That's because they are call by so many names now it's hard to keep track of them, Chris" Joe replied. "Little people, dwarves, midgets and class A others." But under it all

"Fools!" he cried, "Don't you realize that he who cuts the cheese also cuts the mustard?" His philosopher friends frowned to themselves, trying to sort out that statement. Finally

Girl just randomly ordered an Uber ride and Boy is the driver! He drops Girl off at her office. Boy gets a tip and promises to always be Girl's Uber driver. They meet for dinner.