Isn't it nice when you attain a dream? When his church wasn't in session, the monk practiced his chakra, then switched job classes to Blue Mage. Realizing travel would mean leaving

That was the pen name of the author of the book now in my hands. I have nebet heat of this author, but he is good.

But what had appeared to be a large glass of water in the gnome's hand turned out to be a small thimbleful for the little boy, so he poured it over the gnome's head in a fit of

"Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar at suppertime..." Harpo played his harp so well you could almost imagine that he was singing with it, even if he was mute.

The elephants loved the green curry but the mahouts didn't like the noxious fumes that resulted. And yet, somebody had, as evidenced by the cloud that was following the parade. Pie

To my delight, he agreed. Waiting for the altered version was anxiety inducing and the seconds felt like minutes. I don't want to seem like a showoff, but I worked hard to learn.

I am not daddy, but I will tell you that extra oil is always important. You would be foolish of you do that>

enlightenment, nirvana, inner peace, whatever you wanted to call it. He began his journey by purchasing a wee cottage on the moors of Scotland without a trace of Wi-Fi or 3G data.

Though it didn't take long for the lions to decide that vegetarianism was incompatible with their lifestyle. Out on the savanna, eating gazelle was the best source of protein.

I hope that pun doesn't come out of the oven half-baked like the last one.

"Exactly, Athena." Artemis concurred. "Just last week Zeus and Apollo were busy congratulating all the young soldiers for their attempts at female conquest." "Pathetic." said

The God's story is for eternity

don't pass themselves. That happens because of an engine. But does anybody give them a thought except for when they are in trouble? You can bet your fleshbutt Custer does.

other flavours he liked? Choc chip mint, I guess, since that's also green. And perhaps apple sorbet. He'd never mentioned a preference for green desserts, but it felt right to me.

some other conveniently sized canned drink or rock or film producer to throw at the monster but I didn't. I had to make due with what I did have; a dead cat. Turns out that is what

full glory was no thing the man could see and remain the same. He was enthralled. He was lucky though, he had marketable skills and did what needed doing. Her space case majesty wa

I said "If I had a nickel for every time" I would have more than just this nickel. Where did all my nickels go? A quick check of my pockets, tells me my dimes and pennies are also

literally. I was an assassin Good Humor Man and demolition was my MO. You know that gang witness they had to scrape off the wall after he had a Cherry Rocket Blast Pop? All me.

for us to share . It was a horror would she really not allow me to keep it . What would I do?

"Your're damn right it is!" I snickered, holding the pistol up to Dr. Phil's shiny gumball-for-a-head. "Hand me the razor Charles!" I yelled over my shoulder. He would shave it die