The apple is delicious. I laced it with cyanide. I tried to give my apple to Snow White but Johnny Apples seed stole it & planted it instead. It grew a poison tree that Mr.

than Dick Tracy himself, Warren Beatty through a proxy attorney ordered her in no uncertain terms to cease and desist this casting him in one lined adventures at 3am.

I wouldn't even let the president use this glorious pen gold foiled and lined with velvet comfort gripping. No, this was a Queen's pen. The great Sneakiny came by night to steal it

laying down. Having left their minds at the Tech Tuesday presentation, their bodies were happy just lying in the sun on the lawn all day on Wonderful Wednesday. They didn't miss

of white chocolate milk. When she finished, the Blue Lady had a milk mustache, covering up her real mustache. Stubby Boardman disagreed. "We're dealing with a nargle infestation!"

ss. Mammom was pointing this out just the other day at the flea market of Alexandria. the task loses it's cachet if it goes mainstream, as it has. Kissing ass now was the In Thing.

be careful in revealing what her vision were telling her. The stars forbid if she had to go through being called a witch again. That had happened to her 3 or 4 lives back. She'd be

Daylight come, and I want to go home! I tallied me GreenBanana

Yep. That's Awesome! Got almost done with level 3. Got up to Google's Halloween Game 2016's electron Ghostiest with the Mostest. How 'bout you?

aylight stun Crew, and a very intelligent superhero came to save you guys from destruction.

Because her sister remembered, doing something similar at Jube-Jube's age.

we all cackled in amazement of what had begun. One fold after the next, we began begging for Tofu Skillet Treats, no cows here!

Amy Nubbins, who had raised her hand yet again. "Such torturous paths we course in our transit through life," she stated. And such a nuisance for a five-year-old, I thought. Jimmy

Ten years in a coma had given him lots of time to think. Not that he used the time to think. The time just accumulated in the corner beside the vending machines. Having forgotten

But I, being a card-carrying member of the Humane Society of Peach Pit, Nebraska, refused to kill the dog. "Well, just neglect me, at least," the dog's eyes pleaded, but I refused.

printed with a photo of Earth under the words "Have You Seen Me?" But the president didn't care. He had a rocket ready to send himself and his family far into space at a moment's

had found that pale foundation. "Mr. James, sir," I said shyly. He looked at me warmly, but the creepy make-up ruined the effect. "Um, where did you buy your cool make-up?"

American idealism. After 9/11 there was no more to be found, anywhere. The shine was off those shoes forever. Now literature was all about coping with the loss of childlike hope.

cheese? Why was this was a favorite snack?

Why not roll back time to before I found my first intimate relationship? But I didn't feel validated by some gay community. He and his drugs made me feel like trash. Like nothing.