ccasionally people commented on cracked shell, the greenish hew of the yolk and the sulfurous aftertaste. "This isn't eggzactly what I ordered" they'd say but "Eggs Donald" was

with unbelievers. The Great Pumpkin keeps a sharpened hoe for those. High Priest Linus watched vindicated as Cecillia was reaped. The rebel Marcy laughed an Patty barely made it

on vacation being a beret in France. I have a permit", he said & pointed to a yellow flag flying from his lapel. It had today's date & a reason code. It expired at midnight. Sombre

Off late, I had noticed something amiss with her. We worked in the same office and often hung out at lunch and after work.

The reality was that Paris, Texas was a far cry from the spry metropolis she had envisioned. For starters there was the whole issue of Open Carry. As most cafes there also served

every time, and yet the Pope welcomes them all gladly.

fun home cooking set. Johnny buries his sadness with the "healthiest" American pastime: Working for big corporations! Now Johnny has no time to worry about his mother's brain tumor

A bigger coin with the same design on it... The next day I found...

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

genitalia most humans have over compensated with large brains that they use less than 10% of. As primates go we humans have discovered we need tools to do even the simplest of

their fate. With no computers, many turned to suicide, whilst others turned to baking. They would make scones, cakes, biscuits, anything they could until their hands fell off and

blackberries and the arugula, leaving him only with carrots, cauliflower and cabbage. He'd spent all winter in his hut, planning. And this year, he was going to catch the thief.

"Perhaps more mystery than.... holes?" He added. Manatee seemed bewildered and possibly dehydrated. The morse code was old and ponderous, like his shoes. His hips felt heavy and st

to the earth where they languish in damp, disintegrating piles of plant matter. I picked up the translucent skeleton of a maple leaf and held it up to the sky. A crisp breeze swept

The Sea of Green Water, like the Chicago River on St. Patricks Day. That would be really cool! The rivers are sewers nowadays. Maybe I could buy green food colour for the bathtub?

The Gold Bond powder only made it worse. She threw it out the window and some unlucky pedestrians were doused. Their black jackets were ruined! "Son of a bitch!', I said to my wife

more interesting and uncomfortable the expectations are ridiculous. Girls expect you to be able to guess the winning lotto numbers and do Chinese math. Who does that in bed? Well

kicked me off the train promptly. So, there I was, traveling alone along the barren train tracks of Poland. Suddenly, like God himself, a ray of light shined on me!

So I nucked them like I did in japan and then flew my plane into the Freedom tower in the name of Allah