At first he thought it was a lucky strike: the bolt shot down the chimney lighting the damp firewood he'd given up on & sparks shot like tinsel decorating the tree & underneath it

his thing then: 'Mahnjoong with the Dugongs' aka retirement,but intuition failed JMan. Hyperdog came early,the crime of the millenium, the black hole at the galactic center stolen!

Faster than Ned can squeal like a pig, Super Hick was off to the rescue. He didn't know what kind of rescuing needed doing but it'll probably involve someone squealing like a pig.

nite Universes were not Hyperdog's thing. His sign was the Dog Star, he sniffed dark matter turds and caught galactic frisbees & his hyper dog sense showed something big coming. I

The National Retribution Association. It mostly consists of Parents who wait for their spoiled children to grow up & have kids. They then send these loud, obnoxious toys & legos.

Captain Periwinkle Bourdeau & his fleet of 5 captured man-of=wars. Each ship was modified to also perform as a leviathan hunter. His first mate was Buck Star, late of Her Majesty's

verage 3 times a day, which explains why he turned his back on a vicious dog after having equated his fingers to one of the dog's favorite foods. The dog now saw 10 sausages just w

“All right, story’s over; lights out, goodnight.” Before the father could shut the book and the light, a falsetto voice spoke up, “I can’t sleep not knowing humanity’s fate.”

I'll see your five years & double 'em! But ofcourse Abuello quintuppled my raise. I bluffed & called him & I won gaining all the experience of his lifetime, while he regressed to a

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which is just a tad less than their fear of being mauled purposely. So it made the situation quite tense when it happened that they found themselves at the same poker table. Bluffs

get to fast enough. Sarratigo, you see, could only go as fast as a tortoise in a relay race against the hare. Still, the hare didn't watch where he was going, and slipped on a

puts a damper on everyone's mood. Thankfully, someone offers you an oxygen tank, but now that you're conscious again, you are capable of feeling embarrassed about your wet pants.

find its target, one of the Jacker's henchman, Right Nut. Robin was kicking Left Nut right in the jewels but missed and they fell into Appliances. Left Nut knocked himself out on

Snickerdoodle was in love with a girl named peanut brittle and they snuck away. Living in blissful sin they welcomed a son name soy sauce who was very salty. Soy sauce grew to be a

that although on fire was not consumed: at least it wasn't talking to her like the Singing Cactus did that last time. She helped us get free of the snoggrass bush and showed us her

before she'd been regenerated. Her 1969 name? Susan Atkins. But now, in her reincarnated state as "Helen Miller", she was once again ready to go HELTER SKELTER. The New Mansons

This caused Marcus, back in the Club Car to roll off the pile of potatos he had been sleeping on, Something was wrong. The train should be at the top of a 3 grade drop. Too fast!

vested invested! When you live forever investments really pay out.No pain,no gain! Ouch! Once he'd saved up enough Billybob Magee had his brain transplanted to a tank, no more pain

Especially when worn on my feet, although I have also found chenille to be pretty advantageous wrapped around any appendage. The softness makes me feel safe. Even bears