is the moose that successfully ruts on another moose' front porch and breaks the swing. Then the losers have to throw a baby shower for the winning mooses. This can be very expensi

Is this the beginning of the crossover show? The one where Custer has a run in with The Original Time Traveling Party Planners and this new squad. I love original name but Muze wor

and Third Sister said I was becoming a Wuman woman. I told her I thought she was being cruel and should sleep with a rat, again. Tyin chuckled about that from behind the laundry

stepped out into time square wearing nothing but a hot dog bun & sombrero. The baker was humiliated by the Grand Inquisitor & vowed revenge. He grabbed my hand one dark night & we

forms at the bank and deposited the money to my new account. When I then tried to buy airline tickets out of town I was told that the money had not yet cleared. I was in a bind!

for instance, most of my family are fans of The Time Traveling Party Planners and another most of them are also fans of Custer. It began when Qwpse suggested a crossover show where

Hello, what? Is somebody out there offering us Do Overs or simply Option On Demand? If the latter, yes, I would prefer to lose the airbag and have a real election. If the former,

-shing his 'delicates' in Lotus 45-B, overheard the Oracle and came dangerously close to waking up and destroying another universe by mistake. "Hey!" Kalki shouted in his sleep,

ker machines like I understand astrology." She crossed her arms defiantly. "Don't you mean astronomy?" Clarion queried. Ur Mom laughed. "Nope. I dunno jack about space, kiddo!"

It was then that the Bhikkhunis released his Atman which knocked the Tibetan monk to the ground in ecstasy. The Bhikkhunis is troubled for the 1st time in aeons. "Ready, I thought

spleen. I went back to breathing through my nose and working on the koan the Zen master had given me: "What tweet instagrams both my Tumblr & my Tinder when my Face is not booked?"

You keep falling until you find you are a mere speck floating on a leaf washing down the staccato cracks between the cobblestones of 1314 Londonium. Cracks which are caked in dung.

-d, stronger, faster, more efficient. The moon chunks that had hit the aforementioned states caused total destruction. The west was a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Why did we blow up

Monogna was a Replicant. The first Replicant. Now the government knew AND they had Marat and all of our secrets. Add to that that I am barely alive after an attempt on my life.

the seven hundredth time but fail to jump again. I feel deep feeling in my gut is telling me that I should be going back to help Nasruddin. Those are his friends that are chasing h

for more Bumbling in the Dark but Rodolfo was unfamiliar with that song. He had to consult with the lutist. He, the lutist, was sure it was a Blue Clyde song on their UbbaUbba albu

extraterrestrials who subsisted off of jolly ranchers. But soon the VCR technology became too outdated for the aliens. They'd been using Blue-rays since

ow all of their sponges and assorted cleaning products away. They were both clean, and they were determined to keep it that way. Which is why they don't need cleaning supplies anym

somebody, see, would off the heat and well they would tip me over and basically pour me out Now I am left sitting here filled up with no place to go and no hope of release

"Si!" Her mama spoke enthusiastically. "But the bean dip-" Elena's mother started to gag. Elena gasped. "Mama!" Appalled, she slapped her mother on the cheek. How dare she!