next was "The Horrors of the Sewing Needle", but it seemed plain dull. I turned off the TV in exasperation and unlocked my phone. The breaking news, a kitten being fluffed up was

Loomis as her mentor, after all. The Professor was persistent, ignoring the warning signs...

Everyone, including she, had thought it was the raiders who'd laid seige to their villages. His love for her was the only escape from the horrors he'd commited.

full of bloatware and useless apps. But don't let that stop you from running your smudgy little fingers all up and down my smooth, hard - screen. Ooo that tickles. Closer closer

All the lumberjacks pulled into Bob's Lumber-Drivethru and began to hoot and holler at the movie. About half cheered for Eddie Scissorhands; the other half for Sammy Chainsarms.

French border. Daisy Cow was fighting relentlessly. As Billybob tried to convince Spring the mad clown to give him his cheeseburger. "Why are we stealing the Monacan queen's cow?"

I was being pulled up into the sky. A light was shining in my face above me. I don't remember what happened next, because I must have been drugged. But when I woke up

into the distance, made misty by the city's pollution. Although the destination was obscured, I knew there was a chance of my skin being there. I started down the road, but then

Link new tin supposed to be the 10year anniversary gift. Zelda would appreciate the gesture but as we stalled Ganondorf held Zelda in her cell.

The damage to the milk truck is what finally got their mother off her ass. She jumped up off of the porch& grabbed the rings of Saturn & wrapped them around Mateo & Jenera. The dro

muy triste porque es el fin del fin de semana. Todos los domingos se siente deprimida y sale al parque a buscar amigos por que ella no tiene muchos. Aunque ss muy simpatica no

The son smiled at the woman, "Yeah...Y-Yes I am" The woman started to cry as she hugged him tighter. "I missed you so much!" The woman cried and the boy chuckled

due to my dreadfully low self esteem and poor taste in people. I blamed this, of course, on the Panoptica drops I put in my eyes every night before bed. They always gave me dreams

with tacky red rhinestones which had once spelled out a name, but now simply appeared as a haphazard, glittering constellation. The price tag had gotten damp once, and the ink ran.

provided as much auditory satisfaction as the explosion of flavor which had just recently graced my taste buds. On the verge of sensory overload, I reached out to grasp anything

recipe and I cannot complete the appetiser without it. Manners mean nothing when you cannot serve your friends food. Eggs and invisible mustard, sounds more like disappointment and

Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 did and as the old adage goes, "He who smelt it dealt it", thus giving me naming rights. I decided to call it Obsidian to get a dig in on him.

unable to forgive us and just let us all move forward. Bob the skeleton is a drag! Martha, would you please just throw Bob out the window? He's annoying our guest. So Martha threw

Y who grabbed sandwiches from tourists and ate them. Nothing stopped me, not even glass windows. I knew how to turn the key in the door, having fingers like humans and copying them

Hadn't ever been inside the Great Pyramid-like structure of brain cells but once inside you don't want to leave. How many neurons were juiced and made into brain salad in two hours