She floated towards you promising the edge of seventeen again. How Sara and Rhianna couldn't but help see his as a landslide after that Gypsy incident. What in the world of the Mot

Not just alone and unassisted but darn right defiant! A cheese that saw only progress, a cheese -- wait let's go back. A cheese that only saw the brightness of Progress.

can compose beauty from dissonance, transition from minor to major, develop a noteworthy composition, all of one a-chord? "Oh STAWP it!" Ira chortled. "You've got me all keyed up!"

Unforuntately our conglomerate gundam got his hinny kicked so Cho called out "Gundam disassemble!". I ended up in the shrapnel as they skuttled off. That's when some Jawa's got me

The Earl didn't like it in Tomorrow's belly. He emptied his pocket of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow quickly passed, & Earl Grey found himself in the camp of another warlord- Next Week. "Charge!

Fiona turned off the television and knew who she had to call. "I will find allergy relief!" she exclaimed. She found her way to the kitchen to start some tea with honey.

decided to become an actual naked mole rat. Step 1: Get naked. Step 2: Befriend the furries, falsely swear your loyalty to them. Step 3: Break oath from Step 2, betray

full DNA-Tripp Field test even for the upper Echelons. Why on any of the Worlds would she ever what That! Her whole life depended on people Remembering. Who she came from.

miles beneath the skin; part of a DNA trip we are still on. Others claim a soul. One such was Brunhilde Maria Tallamontes. I didn't actually see it; I was there but that isn't the

It turns out that they were fine, as were your '79s and '80s, but your '90s were a little rough on your hair. All that gel weighed it down and made it fall out into the grave

Only avoided the fate of Isadora Duncan because she was in an enclosed cabin far removed from any offending tires that might be lurking about. All this the Sleuth missed; lost in

out in his yard by the rubber tree. The banana and the rubber tree grew side by side for many years and blossomed together until one day it occurred to him that the two trees

-t one rip so hard that her mini skirt flew up in back. "Let that fix your little red wagon, you sexist jerk," she snarled as he gasped for air, "Women are not a commodity." With

breakfast spreads. She especially liked the ginger marmalade. Good old Grape Jelly was no match for the fancier spreads, and it fumed in the fridge until it grew mould and she had

If [REDACTED] because of the aforementioned [REDACTED]. To be clear, both the pregnancy and the clap were crapshoots. Mel decided that it was time for [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] or

....seeing their power gauges reach zero, and for perhaps the last time ever, they fly across the screen, courtesy of his unleashed fury.

a boil in foot. He also had many other disgusting things on his face. . .but we'll overlook that. Funny--if he had been a she--we wouldn't be able to overlook it. Part time lover.

"...Red roses, too..." I said to myself again, interrupting myself. There seemed to be two of me, all of a sudden, and it was difficult to say which one was more rude.

V was visceral, irascible, occasionally avuncular and frequently profane. "If I don't get my MF'ing pizza right F'ing now" said V, "I'm going to

So when he was supposed to bop he actually bebopped. Mood die. Finished cleaning his room and she left some time after 3am after crying on the porch for an hour. A stray dog came