male business with their scantily clad dames, but women were not so keen to give their money to the winking broads on the screen. "I don't think so, ho," they replied as they left

hate, and it would completely throw the story off. Problems with any Folding Story tactic is eventually too many details are weeded out and the story can't stay on track. So it's

So it was his name was declared to the nation, a nation in turmoil. A nation that only the greatgreatgreatgrandginger of Qwufdy could pilot through the perilous waters to Ararat IV

xotically. "Anything wrong back there?" my new lover asked. "No, everything's fine. Go back to your plugging." And so he did. And with zeal! Me thinks parking lot has never seen b

"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys. I read a book on gravity. I couldn't put it down." The strip club wriggled with laughter but Mo didn't he pulled a gun

A 6-pack each later, Bin & Libra are at the Wash-O-Rama watching their front loader foaming away with True Believer detergent. At one point an angel emerged & beckoned them inside.

, like the one about the guy who put Steve Buscemi's face into every hotel painting he ever saw. I still check every hotel painting to see if it caught on. But that's another story

he has had quite a lot to watch. Forget the book he expected to be reading tonight. "To bad it is night or I might have been able to get a better look at those thieves. Nice guys".

That would require an accomplice unless we were not concerned on immediacy. But this one was so yes to accomplice. Who could you trust in that capacity? Who has had your back your

And the greatest thing about Kodokuna's fortunes were that they never came true. Sure, most were completely ridiculous, but even the seemingly likely ones never happened.

But we weren't going to pay for it because of political reasons we wouldn't go into when asked. We were outlaw pizza stealers, like Robin Hood and his merry pizza faces we roamed

However, my stoic ways forbid any such inquiry... Unless I get my hands on some top class nike shoes, and a dance trainer.

I am prized by the gods, who know me as Chaddus- the human who does not give a crap. I am very refreshing to them. I kick them in their celestial 'nads and make rude noises when

to do as they were told, even if it meant cardiac arrest for the entire class. Well, we all laughed about it later in the teacher's lounge before we were sent to jail for

Then the trombone and trumpet players joined in the chorus, followed by French horns. A yak was the producer of the session at the Yak recording studios, state-of-the-art. Famously

vagaries of Hollywood. To recall the charm of Renee's dimples and then compare them to what they are now. She had her reasons, internal and external, but wow, the cost.

exactly what it meant when Glinda was out and about in the bubblemobile. Trouble. Absolutely positively without a doubt, troublesville. And I told Rodda as plainly as I could

spoke about their destination in hushed tones; always just out of hearing. Clymenestra called it the Songline. She explained the Tinker's tale of The Lost and Last Song. She cried.

ity outside the pram. Grown but still in infancy. The reason for the war was a bowl of Chinese Chow Mein Soup, which was high on MSG and addictive.

Thelma, I'm sorry. How about we start over?That's it cry all you need." She did until she short circuited. I ran out as fast as I could her data chip in hand. I needed it to stop