which Ferdinand the Timid found offensive enough to forget his timidity. Ferdinand flounced over to the little bullwrangler who was all agog because he'd never seen a bull flounce.

no to plastic bags. You said you would be there, the pot to my pepper!" Continued Mrs. Pepper. Mr. Tomato knew that this relationship was over. She could have cost him the whole

interloper we just ran into here in the hall way. "Yes, that did just happen. He happened happened when he should have happen happened. It happened alright so lets forget it and go

Specules at the ready as the pregnant godesses rushed for the finish line.Everyone wanted a souvenir.Planet Fear exploded beneath the Bleachers & everyone forgot about the Olypians

The sound reverberated inside my skull, thrumming to the beat of my heart, and I could feel

I'll shave some of your sole into this little tumbler,add a shot of my hip flask & shake not stir the concoction & give it to Mr.Bat wearing sonar proof earplugs who will see again

fur floating in it. "This is really nice, but this expedition isn't a foodie vacation. Mr. Monolith, don't you have any secrets to pass on to earth men?" asked Dave Bowman. "Well I

once again fling ourselves into the breach that is the American interstate highway system. Many of the ethereal humans from our time--the future--told us that our road trip in time

calmly reasoned with the three bears. They soon succumbed to his pointed arguments and compelling logic. Together, Mr. Saflosk and the bears started the first debate team to have

kids, who's signature 'Hole Punch' and 'Collated Copy' attacks wreaked havoc on the trapper keepers. The manila and legal division of the folder army sent emissaries which

turtle no. 17 (OT17) and orange turtle no. 53 (OT53) laughed so hard that their frapaccinos blew out through their nose holes all over OT31. "Look what you do!" GT9 said, pointing

ie if there ever was one. Under the legions of Steadtall King William the Kingdom of Steadtall William will prevail. Draw your sword young squire and prepare to die!

too short a time in this world to be concerned with methods of transport to our certain death – we should focus our attention on cleanliness, warm water and golden bathtubs. Unless

Was to hire all women for her cabinet, just to show they were Team Billary Frump.they need not be good at their job, robots did it for them. She took applications online, with

That translates as there was a Saturnian feel to the future in North Polymbria. The bifurcation of life became more and more evident. Sidewalks swallowed pedestrians and many died.

Throw it at you if you dont let me rob the Bank. Or you can eat it. Your choice!" The bank owner called the police, who confiscated the overripe melon and let him leave without any

eside a rainy day jar of currency in case we had to leave in a hurry. Everyone craved a look at her, it reminded me of the Holy Grail. Men would die to find my girl, but it was all

The pants walked straight to the laundromat and paid for everything. The vodka ended up in the trash, until someone recycled the bottle. All was peaceful for the rest of that day.

on my sleeve, & summoned a hansom cab. Arriving, I was miffed to find a mere Georgian terrace with no guards. The only "queen" there was a fop in silk dressing gown named Sherlock

Whatever it is you do it is his job to come in and make it complicated. As an example let us take some guy, lets call him Peter, his job is to assemble TPS Reports, simple but our