A mallet. And disembowel my enemies with it. I will reign supreme with my mighty ballads kf death, marching with my enemies blood dripping from my face. Oh the taste of organs call

"Screw it" she exclaims. She whips her .45 italian made Beretta out and shoots him in between the eyes. Little did she know her actions indirectly cause ld world war 3.

many pills? My canine-saliva covered bald head on the floor didn't respond, obviously unable to answer the question, but I found I could move my hands & signaled 5. The Cloudy EMT

"Caralily! What did I tell you about not playing with the Stradivarius?!." "Sorry mother" I replied, and joined the violin's game of Uno. The meatloaf, forgotten, presumed

bowl of napalm. "Love the smell of it in the morning, but lunch will have to do." The military graphic designer who was also a kitten declared. She booted up Adobe Illustrator and

Her shark teeth showed too. A bowl of Jello was served to everyone, topped with whipped cream. She ate the applause and cackled again. Literally, the room became one bowl of Jello!

His extra appendages helped him greatly on the drum solos.

Hell's Kitchen host Gordon Ramsey. He loves how they make people cry." said Insp. Millaeu. At that moment he knew this conspiracy went all the way to the top. Even the top

cause World War 3? She would just have to get her hands on a nuclear missile. They were probably in Area 51. That's where they kept all the cool stuff. She would just ask for one

But he sure loves Deaths Door vodka! He is the best customer for it at whole foods, in specialty. He knew better than to show up before he got drunk, though. His car was repo'd

the tautology is seems. Spirit, like matter, has extension which manifests in this case as Will. In fact this is the same Will that moved our bodies while still corporeal. Crowley

the kitchen to retrieve a clean napkin. She folded it into an intricate swan shape upon which she angrily sat. "There." she said. "Flan. A flat swan. Now eat the broccoli, Rupert."

intelligence cell!" Rather than feeling the emotion of discomfort, the robot's voice was now sounding like David Attenborough. The scientist could only stand a few minutes of the

his daily excersizes... he needed a squatter. And honestly Narcissus wasn't doing anything else other than being entitled all afternoon.

Cassandra saw his future and in a round about way, her own. Ajax was coming and Achilles behind that. Tiresias should've been a pair of ragged claws but he was the dead man's eyes.

We all snapped to attention and little Toby wet his pants. "They had red eyes and were the size of my fist!" Grandpa raved, "and by the time they were done, the farm was picked

by her healthy since of humor and her ignorance of the revolution brewing in broad daylight for the Church was a ruin and her subjects were the acolytes. The laughing hyena Queen's

remin music cued the next shot in the duel. Alowat primed his super-soaker and took aim. The blast was devastating and left red marks on his opponent's chest for days. The natives

This was the news headline on July 28, 2016. Pliny MCII read it and was thoroughly disgusted. This was not his father 's New York Times. He burned it for fuel to keep warm instead

even more awkward when the old couple asked where the card catalog had been moved." The Librarian and her children and fans held a nice congress about the origins. So much had