que fellow who waddled down the block to pluck Uncle Johann from the umbrella stand & unfold him for a tryout. He told the vendor: "I'm Oswald C. Cobblepot. Got any ammo for this?"

4BR3B Shotgun and put it in a safe spot, telling everyone, "It will be in the skeleton closet". Plotsky agreed it was a good spot and put the Messerschmidt pistol in the Mahagony

killer and only he knew what constituted a psycho. People avoided him in case they fit his definition of a psycho for that day. He was only about one thing; being a psycho killer.

"How'd you like that one?" Ludwig would shout to the emperor, to which the emperor would reply: "Stop shouting at this personality, it's very sensitive" and then send out another

and scared the Heck out of me. You see, for a long time I had harbored the fear that my cuttlefish secretly hated me and wanted to blow me to bits. But it was a silver balloon that

The quantum computer, according to his psychiatrist, made his schizophrenia worse. Where else to find napthalene? He took out his laptop and couldn't find anything on Google. Argh!

Renfield, the half witted parakeet Miss Penelope rescued, never could say her name right. Miss Penelope began replacing the carpet hacking away with a dull are. Home renovation was

over turbulent waters. 9. The last one to be picked. 10. This is very much a part in the list. 11. Don't look to your left. There's nothing there. 12. Never again will one

where she'd been hiding the mongoose. Too late now. It peered out of the pocket of her jacket, fixing its beady eyes on the fortune teller and drawing back its lips in a snarl.

"The war here is getting worse. I don't want our son Brenton and daughter Cosmo to grow up in a war zone. So I'm sending them to Earth, with or without your approval." Shouted Ease

as she had alway been. OK she was a zombie, so technically an undead god, not a living one, but so what? She was still willing to lend an ear. It kept falling off anyway.

ou can always tell what a quahog writes by his over-use of capital letters," said Cummerbund. Manatee glanced at the missive and noted the capital letters. "I still says it's sea

d dogs and doctors, claiming that that were followers of the great Wumba-Wumba, and therefore heathen and deserving of various skin afflictions. The Pharoah was intolerant of all

That was my evil twin and the camera filmed backwards, once again. It had a mind of its own ever since I opened the box. First thing it said was, "Careful with that axe!"

day your the poke-master the next your in a pokeball. Geodude returned to his ball and Ash was ready for his prize.

Emed. King Philippe X sat on his verandah, sipping tea and eating breakfast by the sea. "Ah, what a lovely day!", he told his servant St. Clement. St. Clement agreed it was the dy

Now they are so big that I can't get out my door. I tried to escape through the window, but they thrust their branches at me and apples flew everywhere, bruising me on my head and

Somehow find a pair to put on instead so as not to look like a clown. Her uncle found her and did CPR. He was worried she would someday forget to fold stories instead of drinking.

him to in drag to protect his identity. Lionel was uncomfortable in the heels, but found the tube top to be rather freeing, in a way. Jenny was always pulling this sort of stunt

"Child" took the robot apart, then "child" watched the show...