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this new philosophical territory. There was no question what the frontside looked like, any freshman philosophy student could describe the frontside, but the backside must be

and what suds he currently preferred. Did they allow him the comfort and quality lathering of a loofah or was he to endure the smallness of simple palms. The thought consumed her

I'm going piebald just thinking about it. Like Home Simpson I say "dough" and wait for help to arrive. Before long, someone slathers butter on my cracks with a pastry brush.

I swear it. I'll risk anything to catch his golden parachute tail. I want to overdraft my way into retail nirvanna. I leaned dangerously forward grasping at the gossamer threads

Rhonda thought that the Fork did this, and all of the T-BONE steaks were markers of something that needed fixing, The Code name of the processing plant was Shakti/Kalki Inc. which

I went home & as a control case, I handed myself a homemade Certificate To Make Life & Death Decisions to see what that would feel like. I noted my feelings down to the last iota.

But alas, no intact feathers could be found. We did, however, have plenty of clowns. The Creepy Tent down the lane had been producing them at alarming rates. So we glued clowns

Was this like the electroshock therapy that is making a comeback? This big blue machine my mum gave me for Christmas is a strange contraption indeed. It has 50 blue switches.

-tered to the technological carnivores, but vegans just laughed as they got in their flatulence-powered spaceship and fled our polluted world. "You stink!" they said as they sped

Early on, the three heads -Yertle, Myrtle, and Squirtle- learned the importance of teamwork. The newborn hatchling had to work hard, flipper-in-flipper, in order to escape

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from being the Bitch in the privacy of her own palace. As long as Her Majesty didn't decide to make BDSM Royal Policy, his conscience was clear. He was just a part of the furniture

bad, except when the canned food ran out. He'd have to brave the putrefying parental realm up there if he didn't want to end up hosting the maggot olympics himself. He fashioned a

E European Union by demanding social security for all of his species. They were sent to Mars after the taxpayers could no longer foot the bill.

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standing in my spot. Get. Out!" I wrenched away so harshly that some of the skin of my toes ripped. I hardly felt it at the time; I was eager to escape that terrifying maw. Mufasa

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