into the very being of my t-shirt. Wait.. my t-shirt? Forget this! I'll just go shirtless!! I picked up the phone, ignoring the game and it's obsessive hold upon my torso cloth

e you're too jealous, uniformed or selfish to handle letting people be. That's why I'm sending you to suffer the last day that each of these victims lived and their genocide.

a frightening recruitment strategy that opened employment to all species that could complete an interview. The interview program was modified to accept responses from amoebas, frog

sprang to the side of the room, whipping open the drapes to reveal a masked figure. "You see Watson! My choice of word is perfect" exalted Detective Manatee. "Now hand me the

after which there was a mass uprising of bean counters and chili enthusiasts who rebelled against the government's war on legumes. "WE WILL NOT BE HAS-BEANS!" Not exactly the best

"Yes Dear?" Sue asked. "You're hugging him again! Let the poor fellow go, he's clearly uncomfortable. How are we going to make enough money to buy back the rest of him?"

an Enigmatic Sphere in the viewfinder. He got excited and let out a spew of curses which brought more ghosts into view. Remorseful, he remembered his little girl. "Sorry, sweetie,

a snowflake setting on a leaf, clinging doggedly to the tree of life. Such a small thing, but enough to send ripples across the fabric of the universe. Awakened by the ripples

%u201CTo commit regicide%u201D, squawked Chicken Little and buried his beak in the heart of the King of Rhodes. The King was allergic to chicken and went into anaphylactic shock.

that when it was two inches on a map, then it was two minutes away in person. I truly doubted that, but I would never say it 'cause I knew that if if I chose to, I would aboslutely

doesn't work that way. Souperwoman gave him a mirror so he could see the machinery. There was a black shard in the upper left side of his head. He set down his face and reached for

expanding girth is not due to water retention or visceral abdominal fat! You, dear mother-to-be, have a bun in the oven! Sooner than later, stork is going to make delivery or is it

but teabag folding is just not as good as loose tea folding. A.M. thought maybe he should just drink water instead. Perhaps all this tea folding stuff was just a waste of time.

tty, as he splattered on the ground. Bessie gave three full buckets this time! "I was just feeling generous." she explained. "I wonder if that nerd liked milk?" Betty contemplated.

lubricated the doohickey. He plugged the thingamajigger up the how's-your-father and squeezed so the whatchamacallits flexed outward. He needed this after the week he'd had.

morally bankrupt toadstool farmer and the woman who tried, and failed, to love him. Leucous felt himself sufficiently prepared for the role once he'd

have one thing lead to another without risking rejection. Jakob sighed and pressed the SUBMIT key. Maybe there's another brown dwarf

Não importava na sua atitude, porque, na verdade, aquilo atormentava a sua mente. Como seria capaz de fornecer-lhes aquelas atitudes?

from the consequences. He was only following orders. Blame belongs up higher. Then even a whisper was not heard. These men who have never had to butter his own bread. With instinct

an airship. There wasn't a body of water for lightyears in any direction. "Perverts trying to balance the economy, what a joke," she mumbled as she took their tray. But thank God,