ment literally everyone was feeling, Bunny Rabbot mimicked a laugh along with him. Spark turned his head towards something outside and hopped up on the window sill. Rolling toward

pulled off to buy more cheese. The driver was hungry, and they didn't want to wait until the next gas station, so they just bought it from a suspicious looking woman on the road.

turmoil. Maybe he should reboot himself. I mean, no one wants to see Robocop have an unexpected error. “Server the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.” Time for a

-ing no fame or fortune. I never imagined that my mountain climbing adventure would succeed anyway in Lodi, a flat city only known as the birthplace of A&W rootbeer. I drowned my

.", he remarked. The mother turned red, realizing that she could have started a war. She grabbed the pillow back from Steve and threw it at him so that the baby wouldn't be involve

Or that 90% of the world's entire population has not seen and does not care about any of the Hobbit movies whatsoever and yet, they somehow live perfectly normal functioning lives.

Captain Thowck declared. "..unless you're a regular cannabis smoker, in which case, lasagna sheets are medically necessary and legally justified. Have you been.." "Yes!" Mario said

With the monster obliterated, Saitama look at all of them with a glare, proving he very much could handle it. "Now that that is finished, what is next?"

in the nude directly in front of the White House on the Thursday after next because...I got other plans. Emily Dickinson and I are meeting up with another woman and we are having

-ated by. M. Popeye, dropped & blew his pipe. The blow turned into a fog horn; alerting the Gendarmerie. M. Popeye caught the pipe & used it to reach Pierre's corpse in the Seinne

lding a Kosher dill. "Moishe!" he exclaimed over his shoulder. "WHAT!" was the reply. "How you gonna soive the floppy pickle to our dear friends what? With the pickle that's all

watermelon salesman, who snorted and said, "You want me to WHAT?" He eyed the evacuated woman, wondering what could have caused such a strange malady, then asked, "What makes you

rigged them so entering a PIN administered pre-measured doses of Ex-Lax to the monkeys, causing a commensurate number of bills to spray from their butts. These Simian ATMs revoluti

meat shop that didn't have any meat and a secret counter featuring "marital aids" of all sorts. I begged off and went to the appointment I hadn't known about I with a live Bishop.

I was uninterested at first, but once I held my first legendary jewel, which we stole from the natural history museum in DC, I was hooked. Yes, that unsecured to be stolen deserves

ier performers would have retaliated back, but not these singers. They knew they deserved their fate & folded over in supplication, waiting to die. The rodents circled one victim &

hpicks, but $50 could buy me a hell of a lot of toothpicks. I unwittingly returned to the store and purchased a pack of real toothpicks. I could have got 50 more dollars with my $5

"Things like the super wedgie simulator and the TP distributor. All Around the world my code is keeping people in plush toilet paper!" "At least the last one's useful," I scoffed.

from my hand and clattered to the floor, Chairman Moa's piranhas set upon me and chewed away most of my toenails, (they were very small piranhas), which I had just pedicured. That

belch. Felix was an exemplary owner & ran with his laptop to his GP. Dr. Goodfeel frowned:"Caffeine poisoning. Nurse, the stomach pump." Felix fretted as his porn drive was sucked