other 2 penguins, who were less fierce than the fiercest penguin, shook their heads. “He can’t even bed the damn wooden penguin, but we have to coddle his ass?” the clever penguin

decided he wanted to start a fight so I punched him in the mouth and knocked his nose right off his smug face.

too narrow, and curves in all the right places. Just what I liked in a boulevard. "Hey there, baby" I said, sidling up to her. "Going my way?" Her beautiful asphalt eyes turned to

Spiro, in the meanwhile, was doing a fast trade in the bubble market. Who doesn't need bubbles? Cthulu, that's who!

The Red Army Faction invaded the compound and began dousing us all with industrial strength LSD with huge florescent hoses connected to tanks on the back of their VW Things. Yogis

of small insignificant meaning to hide myself from Cthlulu and his ilk. I never had a chance. They already thought I was a boy of small insignificant meaning so they knew exactly w

made a disturbing humming sound which, to his shock, the androgynous individual mimicked. A fatal mistake. The Gaze was now upon two-lips, and Tiny Tim could only watch in horror

be done. "Fill in the Fyords" was her first command. Having no means nor way to refuse their HOGy Queen, they made Norway's geography as flat & featureless as

-eing the greatest people they could be no matter what the circumstances. Solitary, hard labor camp, maximum security? It didn't matter to Mugsy. Mugsy was the kind of crime lord

the ump who stood his ground. Eventually, they walked him. "NExt up for the SF Giants, it's Kirk, "What's That" Manwaring. Oo! And he just gave 'em a can a corn..."

with vomit after triggering her gag reflex. Ms. Chodderstein caught one whiff of that spew and tossed her cookies directly into Professor Finkelstein's third martini.

John Henry stood in the corner coughing up bloody phlegm. “That Doc is spreading Covid”, the criminal cried. DHM and I stopped laughing. Bat Masterson walked in, asking, “Covid?

l, I know we haven't always gotten along, but Benghazi sounds fun and I'd like you to come with me. We can skip my responsibilities as president and just chill at the hotel with

von Sneazhkopf, who had a thing for large octopus women. Ursula adored Azhan, especially for the charming way that he could dispose of an unruly peasant. Under the sea, they ruled

, especially cookie jars labeled “Joker Enterprises” on the bottom. The Joker feigned innocence but laughed at the Penguin’s bloodied finger, which he’d caused. Jim warned the

with his badminton racquet to little avail. Thank goodness for the fine selection at Auntie Paulino's SPAM Emporium. At nights he would try to puke the ectoplasm of his old self

And sensing my anxiety, the heroine came straight for me. "Please, good sir, won't you join me on stage?" I couldn't say no, so I nervously followed her, my tidy whities

to rub against because her human memory remembered that both authors wrote tragedies and wasn’t her own life tragic in itself as a reincarnated cat? Her own family name evokes the

Once in the water the sharks made quick work of Blackbeard & his crew. The weaponry however worked itself free in the descent to the bottom of the sea & waited there to be found.

"I'd like to help you but I'm stuck in Ontario. I can reccommend another hitman from your area." I got the details from him. Damn truckers! It wasn't the time for unproven hitmen.