and then we went back to speaking in English. So anyway, I was saying something about pistons and contrails, but I think that was just a bit of a fever dream. It's kinda too bad,

The rabid deer was swinging fists in an Irish pub in Norway. The deer was so thirsty. Rabies will do that to you. The deer didn't speak Irish or Norwegian, shouldn't have fists, &

and unscrewed the sweet fruit from his nostrils as Rob roared with laughter. "You think that's funny?" asked Abe as he shoved a handful of cherries into the seat of Rob's pants.

But as fate would have it, it WAS a god of death! As grown-ups, we were better prepared for the impending doom that awaited us. It was inevitable. And so, on this glorious summer

From the single light anywhere near the dump site in the alley a shadow that moved against the other shadows could barely be seen; but seen it was. "They're here."

, but let's face it, a mother does have to be tough. It is not a job for the faint of heart, especially when one is a squirrel. The cannibalistic squirrel knew this, but tenderizer

"I am the emissary of my people," boomed the platypus. "You have been found... wanting." Before the librarian could speak, the windows burst with a wailing scream. "They are here."

because their neighbors didn't realize that humans have been farting since they evolved. Plenty of time for the joke to get old, don't you think? Now, pee pee jokes, those never

As was my courage. I finally made a move on my doctor. "Yeah...lower blood pressure..." and she responded immediately with a melt-my-brain passionate kiss. Thanks, Foldingstory!

of what I might have done to deserve such a fate as walking the Earth as a deceased person. Plus, my wardrobe was atrocious. Everyone knows that gray is going to be out of fashion

no chance of admission to the disco clown restaurants in the uptown part of the city. Another thing not as popular as it was in the 2010s was stalking the disabled and mocking them

is gone. She may be gone for weeks before anyone notice and even then they don't really care.

the victories, but another was to simply re-enact them.. It got to a point that we had to recruit other people, mainly from our local monastery to act out the war's we had engaged

restroom attendants forehead. Detective Manatee gathered the sea monkeys in a sweat lodge. So that they could brainstorm AZHRAVALUKHIA and what was to be done about it. Khlebnikov

אני מתנדב! עכשיו תן לי לחשוב. [CLEARS THROAT] That's better, sorry about that frackbuncle. Thanks, Google. Where was I? Oh yes, the urochordads. They were thalapating on the noobel

bistro in Queens. Step 6: Side step everything you've just achieved in Steps 1-5 and wipe it off your thigh high Naugahyde boots that weren't made for walking, honey. Step 7: Imman

Except one. One account painted a completely different picture about all the destruction and all of the aftermath, as they say. That was the account of the Lady's herpetologist.

off to lay on the finishing touches of her feathered costume. It is too soon for the judges to deem her final display as complete. I gazed at the whole thing - the glittering

I continued flirting during the course of the date, but Death was rather more dense than I was expected. I tried to do makeshift pole dance on his scythe but he didn't seem

nonplussed by question of her biological connection to the dead man's fly fishing equipment. Who else was involved in this tryst? What this all, in fact, an accident. Was it a plot