Rosebud screamed in return, "Kablooey!" And the immature 12-year-old screaming match was on. Who would win? Rosebud or Kablooey? I'll tell you one thing, folks:

Said the fat controller . "I just can't help myself, im mad for aul bullseyes so I am"

"Yes Dr. Lector," she replied pushing forward the handcuffed man, "I present to you Earl Grey. Mr. Grey this is Dr. Hannibal Lector and you are his vittle now." Grey's eyes grew

"Riiight," the skeletal cashier leered. (What a jerk.) The woman thought. Leaving with her purchase of a chess set that could inadvertently call upon the end of the world.

kicked off the Ziggy Stardust tour and streaking was making a revival in the United States. Elsewhen, the 2016 Temporal Debacle was still causing ripples bigger than the 1923 event

to camp in the Outback, Seppo?” “Hey, bloody ripper, that’s none of your damn business.” “It’s my business to inform Bogan Drongo of his rights.” Tusken gave him the passport.

Mr. Russian and Mr. Blue looked all over Moscow but could not find the Caviar. However what they found was a single photo of Vladimir Putin riding on a bear. Mr. Russian suddenly k

Mr. Quan, dropped his weapon, a loaded pistol. "Tell me what it is" asked Jin-Si, with the boldest poker face on Mr. Quan responded, "What it is" promptly, he started floating

out, into the light! We must become the defecators! We must resolve to evolve! NUHHH!" Flugh and the rest of the sewer germs sprayed up out of the toilet at City Hall, flowing

Until one laid there dead. The oldest boy, who was about 36 months old, said, " That's what you get." as he clean the blade on the dead man's shirt and pocketed the blade back.

have to fry this mound of vomit and slowly eat it, while I tase in the eyes" The cop drew his zapper and started to hump the air with anticipation. I saw my cat's life flash before

An arrow quickly whizzed by Prof. Laznaim, marking the side of her head with a tiny slit of a wound. "Your reflexes have been underestimated. You survived. Survived." Prof. Laznaim

dumped onto their laps. Stick with me, he cried. I’m closed to the Promise Land. Green Acres turned out to be the promised land, a Nevada ranch filled with bunnies and playboys.

was still cashing his disability checks. His trust account was still paying exorbitant amounts of money for his housing at Serene Palms Resort Rest Homes. Captain App married a loc

on of the moonwalk because his hip didn't allow anything else. His neighbour Mrs. Marsh heard the creaking sounds of his joints & assumed the Big One was about to strike

blow some shit up. That's right migraineless people are stressed because nothing keeps their minds off other people's business. They feel like butting into Herman and Nancy's

Think of all the money we'll get when she's dead." I thought surely the old woman would be able to hear the two of you, but then I remembered she was practically deaf. No matter

a course for the Crutch and Mandible, our favorite English pub, and made good time across the choppy seas. Our friends said, "Hah! Don't you two look like blood spools of thread!"

dung wafers. Dr. McSmudge had been a proctologist before taking up the Cloth and still performed the occasional consult just to stay current. He was fond of goats but we don't ask.

sweeping the beach behind the temple. "What does sweeping the beach have to do with becoming a chess Grand Master?" "That is your 1st lesson. Now sweep." Sixty four days later the