, marking the ice with a neat figure eighty-eight. Capt. Toruto, on the other hand, went up in flames while trying to light themselves a cig. The fire melted the glacier to reveal

a chill pill and reassessed the situation. Sure, everything had been destroyed, but wasn't it a learning experience? The Doktor nodded sagely as the air left his lungs. Tickertape

and tipped the hat. His body was rebuilt to match the average dream lover of everyone. He became they, they are now Chinese, and they have enough good looks to be treated as a

all those promises were abomination. Funny how abomination sounds a lot like Obama Nation, some of them thought not equipped to ponder beyond the next hog hunt or election of Hogg.

"Mmmm, dark chocolate," she said, her face flushed. Then she smoothed over the chocolate "hair" where she had taken the chunk from his head. Then Madge & her badge dodged the fudge

but what Scarf said was hair-raising:

had been at the Cone. That is what we called an unknown structure in the woods behind our house. If you went in naked it transported you to the center of the Universe as Earth's re

, that is to say that the manatee's tails were long ago infested with flukes. The manatees were complacent about the flukes until one day a particularly rude fluke decided to

about all of those equations their positronic brains never got to solve, all those networks they never got to hack. They would be immortal, but forever trapped in a tiny box on a

Frankenfurters were not to be trusted either. Both had nitrites and the numbers were off the charts.Wiener and still champion was shut down.

arose among the Potato People, who felt that the Crustacean Americans were getting too much sympathy. they proposed a show: "Can You Roll off the Table Better than a Fifth Grader"

As far as I am concerned it can stay on ice for another 126 months. I wish I was on ice myself. Homeword bound on a slow moving cargo ship out of Pluto. I hear they have air again.

" Clearly Colonel Pigstem had gone completely mad. Jenny the maid edged herself toward the door, nodding at him all the way, in an encouraging manner. If she could just phone the

I put the letter down and consider my options. They were not pretty. Cena was coming and the place looked a mess. The chartreuse was to far lavender for the likings of the goofball

soothed by the creature's words, but unnerved by its appearance. Snakes kept slithering from its mouth, along with its conversation, but I tried to maintain a grip on my emotions.

"Who'd've thought sanitation engineer is so prestigious!" marveled Ed's wife. But upon arriving on Uranus & settling into their habitat, the mounds of poop everywhere made it clear

the contents of their pants. But he was not that kind of people. He could not be bought with mere money. He wanted an island all his own. So he looked for the trendiest mansion, an

ind the oracle before the pithia sank her fangs into the future.I don't have time chasing over a woman, even if she is cute. Julie is cute. That is so Romeo, they will say when the

over the car’s upholstery and floor mats. “I’m gonna charge you extra for that Jackson Pollock’s art you just did!” The driver angrily muttered as he drove me to my house. He

My friends insisted that having a neck caved in by necrosis worked for me. It brought out my bone structure, they said. My mom complained that I was costing her enough in concealer