beverages down his gullet as he undulated to a tune that only he could hear. "Oh crap," howled one of the cats, "Chaney is toasted again. We must restore order!" So the five cats

Yet, in all of that, all she needed was her two best friends, and her 756B+ God Aligned hunny, consort, family, and friends. She heard, that if you let people know about what you c

promoted to indentured sex worker takes a toll on a man. On the other hand, there was now a glimmer of hope that I could be free of this life in 7 years. My FARC membership card

making Macklemore-flavored macarons. Jonah (not quite his real name) cried foul. Jeenah (soon to be his real name) guffawed and high-fived the judges.

Sarah Lee Mock Humble Pie. He finally admitted that he was dying to try it but didn’t think he could stomach mocking humble. Which is why he wanted me to get mocked first. Sounds

passing gas before the lass. She didn't know we were taking turns and I had skipped her 3 times already. That pâté had been a partaaay! Parting was such a sweet sorrow. Reality was

ston Churchill had become enraged with the gangster. The black mirror Winston Churchill would begin pursuing the ganster with a ruthlessness that had only been seen before by

nearest pigeon caught it without flinching. "Looks like this vagabond needs to be taught a lesson." The flock stopped pecking and a black sedan bristling with firearms rolled up. L

Something about it being illegal now, given the recent military coup d'etat that made everyone's life miserable. It was Mad Max out there instead. I understood and backed off. Then

answered. Suddenly the Elder God seemed to triple in size and bellowed to the Cultist, "Yes, you should be afraid little one. Be afraid, be very afraid because one of you has toyed

an illusion of the not which itself was an illusion of the is because without an is there is no illusion but it is also the only way that illusion can exist. there has to be an is.

self-basking moment before straightening a nonexistent stray hair in his brow and faced the day sober for the first time in minutes. He dropped the label maker. Still disoriented,

At the symbols crudely drawn on the wall had only led to several concussions and a decision to cease real life experiments until such time as the thinning of the veil was better

dissent by pointing out that it was god's will. God through His instrument, Zara, had delivered a blessing in the form of a spit out seed. One would be wise to heed God's message.

I looked around pretending I knew which way was loose. I must have guessed right because nobody gave me a questioning look. I knew somehow that was going to cost me later. Cough.

left alone with the human dummy. His name was Manny Steele. He was from Hoboken. He wasn't allowed to have the veal he was pitching. He said it was because of principles. It was a

Queen of the Mascara gig. Queen wasn't good enough for Amy. Amy wanted to be The Goddess of Glitz, the Hera of Hairdos, the Kali of Cosmetics, the She-Hulk of Shoes. Nothing would

But he wasn't about to let it get hungry. However, after daily muffin feeding to the digestively troubled caterpillar above his eyes, no dramatic change emerged. Were the muffins

Store & yanked the cashier away from her Behind the Scenes TIKTOK session; he bent over, showing her, & her TIKTOK audience, his torn pants & his full moon in all its hairy glory.

Just what I needed today; a fire breathing dragon tripping on LSD and drunk on whiskey. Oh look at that, my tripping dragon is aroused as well. I better warned Remedios to expect