Nor shall we. Let us, just like George, find out if that was a mistake right at the moment we discover it was such a big ass mistake to not consider the threats that hawks might po

of my “baguette of youth”, including some cheesy crust... mmmmm delicious! With now infinite time on my hands, I could finally performs the tests necessary to prove once and for

is sweet on me and she gives me and my friends extra tofu on all their orders," Bob explained. He half stood, caught the eye of said girl at the counter, & gave her 2 finger guns.

You and your family to three degrees will live forever as long as you never step off Coney Island. Jessica said that did not sound like a "new friend" type of thing to say. Carny

Suddenly the saloon when deathly quiet as all eyes shifted to the Lone Ranger. For the second time in his life, the man beneath the mask had been caught flat footed. The vigilantes

It hit me all at once, a roaring punch to the Solar Plexus; the roiling, fiery geyser of partly digested waste blowing through the viscera. I changed the channel; it was too late.

from running out of q-tips. So he would dig deep with one, get it wet, throw it out, start over and over, until he finally scratched that paralyzing itch. When Sysyphus realized he

every orifice. They look like lawn sprinklers, those damned kids, spraying half-folded stories all over my lawn. Well, that does it. I intend to sue them for non-support of decent

Stock in anything pear related tanked. Even the short players missed out on it since nobody had an inkling that it was coming. You can't play short if you don't know there's a game

a man of richness. A man with political connections throughout Eire. His roots could be traced all the way back to Cú Chulainn. So Edward Gorey knew his way around such trifles as

seemed to be in the mood for Jim's silver linings. They were too disheartened to argue the point. It was Calvinism on the Job, thought Freddy as he watched Jim head to his truck.

-s lips and began making a motor sound. Pappy got up and chugged around the yard and Sister Girl done 'bout wet her pants a-laughing. Mama said that was enough, there was work to

you spent the previous sleep cycle at a Holiday Express at Lagrange 5. You had this. Remembering the layout of your room you substituted the furniture with the planets. Lava floor

the Virtuous Zone. He knew what he needed to do. He worked his way up in the VZ's political system, before he announced his campaign for presidency - secretly in malign intent...

This cleared the room quickly, and with the GPS app working, we were able to navigate our way to the door and onto the cargo plane. Holding a can of beans to the pilot's head, we

Having it located in London freed her from having to file a 3458a with the SEC or the Energy Department. Either way, it was graft. Something her husband claimed he was against.

shiny obstacle the light inside her eyes lit up very briefly & he could catch a glimpse of her behind the mask. Just those brief moments were the only happiness she would ever know

crew answering the Call of Gitche Gumee '. The lake, it is said, never gives up it's dead when the winds of November come early. And here I was with my hair still akimbo. "Answer

bathtub, which caused the cat to become drenched with oil, and yowling, the cat ran off into the sunset, combusting into flames underneath the glaring sunlight.

us hideout. (writers are known to live mostly in their imaginations so are hopeless slobs) “The pen in Mightier than the sword!” they chanted. Knowing they would win, they devised