-ty Chinese Restaurant over on Cumberland Avenue. It has a label on the bottom. He had wondered what had happened to it and here it was. He looked up to see Mr. Davenderflans with

put that one down as another 2 souls lost to the Godkiller, mistletoe. Nurse Babs left behind two rookie nurses who fainted when taking pinprick samples. Notch up 3 more for their

he immediately recognised from his past. Not one of his voyeuristic conquests. No, this was the girl from summer camp who had started his obsession. That fateful camp where he'd

But the guitar riff he always heard in "On Broadway" is what haunted Paul.

grabbed my wrist and yanked it forward into the light. The black hairs on the back of my hand stood up straight, almost as if they were quivering with fear. Father smiled.

can easily walk between his molecules with your hands outstretched. Mr. Magnitude thinks he has beaten you, but what he doesn't know is that you have become his deathly virus.

I heard she married her Guidance Counselor 2 years later. I'm writing upon the Puccini 17th Century writing desk. We're on the back of a wagon, of all things. Mandatory Evacuation

also noted that these prehistoric photographs were printed on slabs of stone. In spite of their rudimentary focus, the depictions of pterosaurs as garbage disposals were clear enou

with sour cream and artificial bacon bits and points them toward the mountains of mashed potatoes. "Fire!" commands Capt. Blue Cheese, but due to improper lighting, the canons

across them as the Port Officer gave them an Official Warning. The Old Man wasn't going to like that. Just then the PA started calling him to the bridge ASAP. He turned over the Br

that trope had already sailed. I know, he thought to himself from across the brain, I will swim under the world and surface in the Outside. I can hold my breath that long, I think.

This required a curt response. “Pandas are also infamous for their solitary nature. They want to be alone. They like to be alone and they don’t feel lonely. What is this? A movie

Wendy from the burger chain was there crying because she's dieing, they just told her, a voice of angels, a voice of angels burning bush,

if he was a catfish on a plate and it was dinnertime. Anyway, my opinions are not appreciated by my fellow workers at the panda husbandry department at the Bronx Zoo, but I have

-er Laurie shouted from her kitchen window. "I'm tryin'a get this damned thing off my tail!" shouted Pip. "Well, come on over here, I'll hit it with my broom," offered Piper, who

More advanced courses included "Making Concrete The Past in the Age of #METOO & Big Brother" which was taught by a former pirate queen nun of the Shaolin Kung Fu Shrine at Wounded

stuffed animals were harmed during production, in case anyone asks, although Tabitha the tiger and Wilmer the wildebeast did feel funny sitting so close to Bobo the clown.

because we are low people with lowbrow humor and frankly we make ourselves sick. But we do come from wealthy families and can afford the finest medical care. Your job would entail

, killed them and placed their headless mouse souffle bodies in my slippers. "Bad kitty casserole!" I scolded it, but found I could not be angry with it long. Plus, I was hungry.

belly button lint would be expelled into whatever he was cooking. Or her. We don't know. We'll have to watch the security footage." The Chief Inspector looked at him enchantingly