And onto a speeding freight train whose next stop was Infernal Falls and was overloaded with Holy Water blessed by two Popes and one duly anointed Bad Ass of the Frontier Fleet by

I hate the sulfuric, egg smell of it. I wanted to gag right there. But I had to keep it together, I didn't want anyone to know that I was afraid of dirty water

ways..." "7," Kevin's voice came up through the vent. "You didn't do anything," Velma yelled back at him. "I stayed quiet." He had her. "Ok. 7. Less than $3 each. Not smelling it.

remove the lines painted in the center of the road. God went silent the moment the cops showed up to investigate the nude woman who was trying to lick out the pavement markings.

-ols to use to build this rubber-stamping robot. "Your best tool is your brain," Grandpoo used to tell me. So, I hook my brain up to a rubber stamper and wait, but my brain just

s what I thought at the time. How right I was. Anyway, I was sneaking out along the back wall when I thought he wasn't looking and ran into him coming out the front door. Both conf

they put the roast beef in them. They ate all the roast beef the Arbys in Cucacamonga had on hand. The moles became bloated with the meat, lethargic. Unable to bust the drug ring.

Took out their cannisters of spazzeroid dust and aimed at me. I had a teflon shield on so they were catapulted into Galaxy N25. I got my revenge.

fine mesh gate at the reactor's ventilation first inlet by going out. With my, now, saber toothed cat sized maw I also found mey fingers were more claw like than I remembered them

and, though I hate to burst your bubble, your resilience could make trouble. But my friend, please don't despair, just sit your butt down on that chair.

cat whom he had disrespected for eight years, and whose comeuppance he thought he'd escape. Leaving that aside, the creature had learned some advanced Mandarin, which

go jump in a Hawaiian volcano. He got all piss at me and threw his bag of Cap'n Crunch: Oops All Berries at me. I swiftly dodged the sugary projectile and lunged for the bunny's th

am not so much our next guest who needs no introduction, as someone who feels not just inexplicable but also unintroducible into the Dostoevskii Addams ghost garrets of the world

was addicted to the melange filled blue milk. The spice is why it was blue. Han Solo & Young Gambino take the Millennium Osprey to Arrakis & not only steal spice they also captured

People were always searching for Aging, trying to find them and lead them toward the path they were meant to be on so they could finish their journey.

part of the stew I'm in." Then Ducky Wucky watched in horror as Henny Penny stirred herself in the pot by spinning around using a wooden spoon as a paddle, and basting herself with

of flailing limbs and deception and had tobe stopped at all costs. Gary knew Guy from Beta2Delta6 where Twister was oftentimes a form of either currency or ritualistic mating plays

But this revenge, creative though it was, landed him in Prison. Every weekend his Mama would visit with a lemon meringue pie and weep as the guards ate it and threw away the file.

The kitchen learned not to send the pretty ones as food bearers as they quickly ended up without a head. They now only send out the frumps. Who cry because they lose either way.

but all I ever managed was to scream like my crotch was burning. Sensei insisted a crotch burning scream was way different that a crotch on fire scream. He said I couldn't defeat