Anytime the conniption fit seems it might peter out one of the stoats would rekindle the rage by mentioning some perceived attack by the lamestream media. Small hands was a popular

uncontested will? Nobody has because there has never been one!" The steam room broke out in laughter at that one. Col. Lingus was laughing so hard that he slipped off the bench and

women should pay slightly more money for the same product, but make slightly less money in the same job. The Matriarch was pleased

I felt like my own private trinity in an Ang movie. I had one hand reaching for Jesus and the other my nana. Jesus had one reaching for me & the other pushing my nana behind him.

, of course, auditioned for the piece, even though we already turned down her twin sister Larissa Paltrow. You've seen one twin, you seen 'em all... General Custer will understand

store the relics of Humanity. But really, it was the wreckage of Humanity. The big cities reduced to flat glass fused landscapes of whistling winds and standing waves of radiation.

me, the magnificent Arthurn "God" Farham, this smiley face represents my beauty, the face of mankind!" He proceeded to draw more smiley faces.

I would do most anything." I felt a pang of guilt at my own unworn clothes, for my full stomach, and my washed body. I gave her 50$ and told her she didn't have to help anyone.

a secret grudge against her, fearing her further wet wrath. One does not openly rage against a godess. Jaime huddled miserably in her houseboat as it rocked upon Durga's tears, and

That little girl just happened to be the daughter of the notorious drug lord, "Pene Pequeno" trying to impress her father with her drug locating skills.

summarizing Sum People's summarily suspect position. Sum People's argument, for the most part, was that he should not be penalized because his parents misspelled his name. One Some

to any who had spent far too long trapped, desperately waiting release. Andrew knew that he couldn't reach every genie, so he had to find a way for them to rub themselves free.

enance to match: the sorceror's naked face had no eyes. He cut one of his lines, fluid spurted out. He trained it where he didn't want to go, a silhouette of massive tectonite.

- Mary being sighted and all, most would say it wasn't quite fair, but then, you don't know about Mary. See...how do I put this delicately...Mary is, well, she's special.

periods, sporadic though they had been, and decided that I would become a hermaphrodite. Under the stage name Mister Jenny, I toured the states, singing at fake Woodstock concerts

soil he had unloaded from his truck this morning. MacGregor was looking for something. The allied rabbit troops watchedMacGregor from their foxhole behind the broccoli. I signaled

write the perfect Polynesian Klezmer Ska Folk Fusion Monophonic song.” So they did. The Bahamas is where they spent 6 months working on it. When they came back Dolly looked flatter

hoping that in blending with the crowd, their misgivings about a shark on the deck of their ship would go unnoticed. How many people would die? No one else, care, so why them?

you to do the Renegade dance while being blindfolded and only standing on a single leg, as like I said, the Tik Tok Challenge was easy peezy lemon squeezy. However,

Mildred's mole. But in actually, Fred was the mole, itself. "Kiss me, you fool!" Fred said to Mildred, who had passed out by then. I pried the small, burrowing mammal from her lip