Loofaria. It was like being trapped in a porous watery floating bubble pit, and there was no way out.

17th day after the 1st that came before it. Today was one of those days. Colin curled up in his dead mother's pubic quilt in the remains of her crypt & hummed himself to an orgasm.

the bowl of eye-balls he'd culled and brined. With only moments before he had to depart, he dumped them into his leather pouch, threw open the door, sniffed cautiously for

casting aspersions about Paddy and Jesus' relationship. "Were they friends of Dorothy," Dougy was heard asking loudly in the Goofball Ballroom Rumba Room. Jesus was drunk on water.

. He had to land somewhere but, with the Earth melting beneath him where would be safe? The Blue Jay, Jay, settled on the Burj Khalifa tower. It was then that a beam of light

just another weird fetish porn film? I couldn't discern if I liked what I viewed and I shrugged noncommittally. I glanced at my partner, hoping for an answer more decisive than min

What's more, did the clouds notice? I always wondered what they were thinking of me. Did they even notice my efforts to prove myself worthy of crossing the rainbow into that place

just want to fu-" God whirled around and smashed his fist into the devil's mouth. "Nobody makes any smutty fan fiction about my cherubin!!" "But they don't even have sex organs,

Now THAT is a fancy vagina. The hopping to the bathroom was only partially due to his moving shoe. He glanced at, then recoiled in horror from, what he saw in the mirror.

The audience of businessmen laughed w/approval. He had Lea cover her mouth in shyness, giggling and say, "NOnonono. Hee! Master, I - I - am too dumb. You must tell me who I am and

a brain. Makes all this really difficult, I tell ya. But I get by somehow, mindlessly bumping into things and saying "Oops, sorry" everywhere I go. Being brainless is actually not

The Devil sneered: "I owe you NOTHING Steven Jobs! You never had a soul to begin with! That why..." The Devil glances away, gently rubbing the box containing the engagement ring.

The political candidate suddenly sputtered into a fake coughing fit in his attempt to cover up his grammatical mistake during his campaign speech. Mrs. Wentworth stared with a disa

-koo cucumber? Vegepeople like you give me gas. You're seedy. And thin-skinned! Why, I ought to slice you into wedges, except I do like the way you dip. You're in a pickle, my

"Arbeit macht frei. Arbeit macht frei. Arbeit macht frei." I chanted under my breath as I packed my stuff. "Work sets you free?" My roommate said quizzically. "Only at concentrat

ly to haunt my days and nights for the remainder of my wretched existence on this scorched rock. "Fool!" What mania rampaged through me that I thought taking on this responsiblity

use tools like my axe are not really as limited as you'd think. Which I demonstrated by beheading my attacker and at the same time fixing his spelling for him. He died serene. The

corn and how much he hated it. But some kid's nan's kettle corn aversion would not keep Karen from nailing down what was happening to her. She looked up over the edge of the bed at

isting the woman it was inside wasn't her mother?" We avoided the subject of her having gotten knocked up by a drifter space alien again. We and the government would do what we had

Austin Marathon. Most people thought he was going to be the slowest runner because he was dressed as a sloth. That suit had to weigh 25 pounds and it was hot inside it. It smelled.