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and trepidation joins it. Bob WIlson got up to apologize for his kid's dinosaur showing up like that. That it was tame but still best not to make any sudden moves. He corralled it
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but I skinned the tabby I had just shot. That way a tangible good will come from my overreaction. In hindsight maybe just kicking it would have been better than shooting it. Now I
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corner tobacconist to buy the London Times. There I was on the Fleet Street bus in my getup reading the TImes when it happened. Out of the blue
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a slithery noise behind her made her whip around and look into the dark basement. Something was down there. She tried the door again. Still locked. THey couldn't let her escape.
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I wasn't a lout. If baloot is what she wanted then baloot she shall have. I realized the 1st language was Tagalog and the 2nd was Spanish. I must be in the Philippines, early 80s.
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They had been going for fuchsia and since neither of them had picked it, it sent the matter into a double or nothing session. We let it ride on #22. The dealer spinned the wheel.
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Which if the terrorist didn't release the girl, the three stooges would be forced to use to get her back. They hung up the phone and proceeded to get on a plane to rescue the girl.
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redesign the armor for the goats. I decided to take tree bark and dress the goats as walking trees. The aliens would be terrified. So would my neighbor Greg. He hates moving trees
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My invisible back up bass player said to look out so I turned the shower off and grabbed a towel. The music in NY head turned off and an eerie silence played in my bathroom.
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and I have since become a dentist. It was a long journey but I opened a practice in Hollywood to fix the teeth of the stars. I wrote a tell all book about the celebrities mouths
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-led. Mildred replied to the Frenchman, "a fence only keeps honest people out but men with guns keep the prisoners in. With my Kalashnikov I have no need for a lock."
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took a bite. "This is a great doughnut" He said. Almost choking on the sugary glazed frosting splashed on the top. His moaning and gasps drew a crowd. I only had 11 doughnuts
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I wanted to stop pandering to the pre kindergarten demographic, but I need to eat. I decided to take my salespitch to the mall dressed as my youtube persona
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So one Tuesday, I woke up to the Beetles playing on the radio. I got dresses, I remembered that. I always get dressed. Had breakfast but then blacked out. Did I get dressed?
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On the first day, I stared at her beauty. On the 2nd day, I asked if the seat next to her was taken. Finally on the 3rs day I said hello. I never saw her again after my car was fix
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But I wasn't convinced this was somewhere I wanted to be at this stage in my life. I had enjoyed living in Ibiza. Constantly partying, I was in the prime of my life.
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The rain had come hard overnight and as they stepped out the back door
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Her advice was percised. Calculated and probable. MAM had used its knowledge to allow me to take over the drywall industry through it advanced AI. Hugging MAM I knew we could
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'That cat" I thought. "Why don't you get a job? Probably because you can't pass a background check." I thought. I stroked Patches and he purred. He let me call him that.
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well. But I have a fear of crossing bridges or going to the ocean. I am afraid that those two fish are waiting for me to judge my lifestyle.