you to do the Renegade dance while being blindfolded and only standing on a single leg, as like I said, the Tik Tok Challenge was easy peezy lemon squeezy. However,

came off its hinges and landed on the ground. "Argh! That's it, I'm done with this place" I stormed out with a stomp on my feet, and didn't look back.

there was something slightly off but the town, he couldn't put a finger to it yet but, it was like the place was too good to be true. "Maybe I'm dreaming" he started to feel faint

help you!" I stumble onto the floor, I can't even speak any more, I just can't it happened. The one thing that I didn't want to happen, happened, and that's truly terrifying.

tries to make it up the stairs into the floor we are currently in. "We have to go... NOW" I scream as we run further up the building to get away. The devil is coming, and I

A storm out of the building and into a nearby park and try to relax, "I just need to take a break" I say. I'm still in denial, but maybe a break is what I need. I spontaneously

called him Most Likely to be a hostage back in high school. He'd show them good. Married to a Goddess,. But he needed that spleen. Muscaria suddenly had a spare spleen to offer.

the dolls turned into a bunch of rats with blue eyes followed by weird large turtles with masks? Red, orange, blue, and purple. They have names like Michelangelo how odd.

When I found out the awful truth, it hit me like a ton of bricks. My life was forever changed in that single moment, and nothing would ever be the same again. I set out to find

cost, we will have our day! The earthlings will regret ever having elected Donald Trump as their leader. After building a wall around the sun and trying to make us pay for it, we

that covered the distance between the Earth and the Sun. The rabbits snickered amongst themselves. "Those silly humans! They'll never find all that power and money now!" But little

Tears welled up in my eyes as I pleaded my case. "What more do you want?! I have told you everything I know! I have laid out my heart for you! Why can't you see what I'm trying to

way to win the hearts of fair maidens near and far." Then, for his next trick, he flipped an entire dozen eggs in one quick motion, neatly stacking them end-on-end without any help

and corporate team-building events. Everyone wanted their own telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT. It became the hottest product to hit the shelves since the redesigned Easy-Bake Oven.

The Bruno Mars pun fell as flat as my grandma's failed souffle on that one bright, sunny day in 1964. It was one of those days you never forget, but you can't bring yourself to

will be the day in which nothing at all interesting will happen. It will be an incredibly boring day. You should not attempt to manifest your eschaton this day, lest you subvert

and run screaming from the kitchen, just as the place blows up in a spectacular fireball. I made it out by the skin of my teeth, but what happened to Mrs. Butterfield, I wondered.

But first, I figured it would be a good idea to close out my tab at the local tavern. So I went over there when they opened, and I ended up drowning my sorrows there instead.

I'm sat at my pet hamsters grave, staring down at the yellowing grass. I don't know how long I have been here, it's been dark a few times so I assume a while.

She was a bit hazy on how Step Four really went down to reap all that profit. Her sights were on the profit and what the profits could buy. Step Three hadn't been any fun. Where is