for me , when I were roused by my mom, I was the happiest person because I have a wonderful mother>

too many poor animals, and too much time, had been waisted, so that is the story folks of the atomic procrastinating procrastinator.

Perched in a well-worn leather armchair, dressed in a sakura-colored kimono his legs crossed and showing bare ankle above clogs, Stanley Tucci swirled his negroni lasciviously.

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In equal measure, Hrengor the Beholder felt grateful for the youngster's protection but uncertain about so many other things. Nowadays he only wanted to run his internodal bar

The Queens fold::> We were feeling pecking one morning while holding court. We ordered a duke, I forget which one, to bring me a tart. We were not pleased by the tart he presented

always reminded us to wear clean underwear the way mothers a wont to do. I have to admit many nights out hijinx brought us home with soiled britches. Not to mention the

that were on my broken phone. My life had been on that phone that broke in anger by throwing it into the kitchen with all my might. It lies they now in pieces. It is all that woman

but I skinned the tabby I had just shot. That way a tangible good will come from my overreaction. In hindsight maybe just kicking it would have been better than shooting it. Now I

corner tobacconist to buy the London Times. There I was on the Fleet Street bus in my getup reading the TImes when it happened. Out of the blue

I wasn't a lout. If baloot is what she wanted then baloot she shall have. I realized the 1st language was Tagalog and the 2nd was Spanish. I must be in the Philippines, early 80s.

They had been going for fuchsia and since neither of them had picked it, it sent the matter into a double or nothing session. We let it ride on #22. The dealer spinned the wheel.

redesign the armor for the goats. I decided to take tree bark and dress the goats as walking trees. The aliens would be terrified. So would my neighbor Greg. He hates moving trees

My invisible back up bass player said to look out so I turned the shower off and grabbed a towel. The music in NY head turned off and an eerie silence played in my bathroom.

and I have since become a dentist. It was a long journey but I opened a practice in Hollywood to fix the teeth of the stars. I wrote a tell all book about the celebrities mouths

-led. Mildred replied to the Frenchman, "a fence only keeps honest people out but men with guns keep the prisoners in. With my Kalashnikov I have no need for a lock."

took a bite. "This is a great doughnut" He said. Almost choking on the sugary glazed frosting splashed on the top. His moaning and gasps drew a crowd. I only had 11 doughnuts

So one Tuesday, I woke up to the Beetles playing on the radio. I got dresses, I remembered that. I always get dressed. Had breakfast but then blacked out. Did I get dressed?

On the first day, I stared at her beauty. On the 2nd day, I asked if the seat next to her was taken. Finally on the 3rs day I said hello. I never saw her again after my car was fix

But I wasn't convinced this was somewhere I wanted to be at this stage in my life. I had enjoyed living in Ibiza. Constantly partying, I was in the prime of my life.