Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.

were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought

unusable wasteland, turned into a price-inflated suburban neighborhood... but people are in the market for a McMansion as far away from their in-laws as possible! It's the perfect

He whipped his head around and saw an approaching boat. From that far away, it was hard to tell who was on it, but the gunshot he'd heard made him think one thing: Pirates!

"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?

They decided not to tell Mary that her son could walk on water, as they figured this would thoroughly freak her out. However, they were pleased to have found the goat, and

"Ouch," said little Johnny as a duck hit his head as it flew by. However, as the ducks began to drop the softballs on the ground, the whole community was pleased to finally have

As it turns out, we must always strive to please the Righteous and Good Noble King, and his ultimate goals must become ours. This includes

The spoons held secret clues into her family's past. Nancy had picked up one of the spoons and noticed a tiny engraving in the side, which read:

he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground

on your mother's grave. This was only the beginning of their torment and terror on humanity, and you watched in horror as

"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the

It had everything—except the feeling of home. Although each day was filled with adventure, each night held a feeling of deep emptiness and longing

por 40 anos asta hoy. Era una era complicated, como dicen. Lo que dicho esta scrito, aqui y aya. As visto una pelicula The Boondock Saints? Es serto que no sobo la language.

Bobbi Brat, childhood Youtube Star. Good morning! Are you ready to begin the interview? Have you had your coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a tea guy. Heard.

touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.

fantastic cause, inadvertently. they got scared and chased their tails until they finally started to figure out that the story kept continuing, with or without them. so the home's

interpreted the welcome as a surprise attack & dispatched 2 missiles towards the incoming fleet causing the short lived getting to know you war. Luckily EJ Camacho of Space Patrol

Sylvia's Mother says, "You got to have it six feet down and six feet long. " Stanley's mom gave him the very britches he's wearing right now." She pointed at Stanley's britches.

Because she did it in front of some girl who knew her and blabbed when it went viral. The story was eldritch, like something by Lovecraft. It starts off at a Negro League Baseball