their offspring. They weren't. Regina and Dolores Mudd were conjoined at the waist. They were the bass player in the periwinkle ramona, the Pink Floyd of dimension 27. Memories of

Queen to E5. The baboon only got angry and threw feces at me. Much like the game of Monopoly I would play with my family. But this was a gentles game. I threw the chess board at

It helps me pick up ladies when their aloft. Pushes them over the crust. But being The Hardness of Bread comes with challenges. During the Pizza Civil War, NY crust companies foug

After filing an addendum to the contract, I was allowed to leave but I had to take the ghost of Margaret Thatcher with me. She was peachy and wanted to help my personal life by

The cook off began once the sun had set and the Count could arise from the draw of misplaced items. Count Spatula started to whip up something devilish sweet. I, allergic to dairy,

Hint #4. It loves it Mondays Morning Meetings

or, a less subtle approach. I increased my gait almost comically to take a large stride. My legs continued to sweat and my rectal wad still moments to explode. Not in the elevator

Americans into there hybridded death traps and lock them in their cars on the way to work. Once trapped, every American would die. Unless Secret Agency Secebut stopped him.

Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.

Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.

looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are

with Britain's Got Talent was moved and said "With a rendition like that, you'll never need to drive a lorry again." whipping away a tear. The trucker's Brother got on stage with

to be bought and sold like a commodity to be consumed raw. The two were shining examples of politicians. As they debated on stage in front of the dogmatized mass, they flip flopped

Ignorance couldn't justify their suffering. They confronted their neglectful mother, their sorrow deeper than the freshly dug graves.

The clown at my door yesterday wasn't just a clown. It was my ex.

"Let's try a different role playing game." I suggested " I need to change." I left her in her tattered princess costume and decided to change into something more dominatrix for me

"When the tornado hit," I recounted "I was able to survive by getting into my Fiat 500 and driving." Most people found it hard to believe but I didn't want to out drive the tornado

from selling and baking. Though he loved Betty Crocker, his reading ability was that of a child. And followed the instruction of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham. He had trouble and

Though, he thought he was in private, he noticed he was being watched. Removing his arm from his mouth, blood dripping. He decided to make his first move. He walked over to..

he lost control of his POS race car and rolled it up into the stands. He and Eddy celebrated secretly that their nemesis and competitor had died tragically. Or so they thought