They are standing still. There is an occasional wobble but none have fallen yet. There are so many that their combined body heat is powering an electric paddlewheel casino in Iowa.

Because the life of a succubus did. What are three things it is best you forget you heard about them. That is not a question. That is not a request. That is a fact that has consequ

were overloaded, and we were all forced out of our computer cells and into the open air. The sun seemed threatening and the grass seemed jealous. The God of Yahoo Mail sat on his

Alice was telling me about his love for the dead & how Marryanne was his man. He likes cold Ethyl & hosts the finest nightmares. He owns up to being guilty & calls himself Poison.

involved lots of raspberries and their seeds being forced under your gumline and then you having to eat raw spaghetti squash while posing as the upside down hanged man for a lurid

That one didn't work. I wonder if there is a time limit on that. Seems like that should.

I scowled at the pair of them. "You guys were too good. My oppressors never went through the whole song and dance routine by now." The imposers glanced sheepishly at each other.

This is because of the lesions on my eyes from watching too many shows. My Mama used to say to me, she'd say, "Lee-Anne, stop watching them shows or you'll get lesions!" But I

We accused them of having been orchestrated for the benefit of a dead man. They didn’t deny it. They shared a deep breath and assumed their secret roles. I was superfluous now & no

Then again, all of my best adventures start off when a bad idea sounds like a good one. What it took Earth thousands of years the Ncturians did overnight. Russian roulette, nuclear

die now are the lucky ones, but we new gods have to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune for all eternity. Boca, the god of vegetarian burgers, was having a snit

Det. Manatee gingerly took a sample, ran it against "Naughty Dogs" database & crossed that with local pets. "Only serial pooper who uses TP is Freeway Fannie. We need armed backup.

It all came down to whether or not the ninja sharks were with you, or against you. They were steadfast (if a little intimidating) allies but made for horrifying foes. Their prowess

That is all we had. I was a Yankee deserter & she was a Southern Belle named Misty. Just one glorious peaceful afternoon and I will cherish her & it beyond my grave, into the Ages.

uld break the code. Whatever he says is nonsense to everybody except his intended recipient. During the Battle of Upton Heights Apartments B, when the presumed recipient was dead,

nicked and ran my horse, Nelly, into the brambles. For that I am greatly vexed by inattention and beg that you accept my most humble apologies at any umbrage my worthless self has

I saw 3 & if you count the whole story, I'll give you 4. That is the top, though. I'll give you 4 & I'll throw in her father for a bankruptcy. That's because I like your mom's pie.

The first version of this fold was full of equivocations. This one, not so many.

The different spheres I move in sometimes bounce off each other as my hectic life throws me to and fro. It is the reverberations that they make when they bounce that has my attenti

"Be my, be my Al, my one and only Al," sang the Ronettes, but the Beatles countered again with "Hey hey, what can I do? Al is in black and I'm feeling blue." "Al, I love you," sang