-shing his 'delicates' in Lotus 45-B, overheard the Oracle and came dangerously close to waking up and destroying another universe by mistake. "Hey!" Kalki shouted in his sleep,

thought they were making whoopie with each other but they weren't. They had been making whoopie with both sides of the Predator's demonspawn pet which was lying in bed between them

No answers no signs, I decided. I continued my nostril cavern explorations until I stepped on some exposed brain and I fell over in a convulsion. During my thrashing I punctured a

Then I finally remembered the backdoor for my psuedoneuralTEC & staunched the flow by cutting down the blood supply. I also dropped the alarm level to silent. Ella kept her cool.

The window didn't say anything either. The 3 sat in silence watching the night move across their world like the severed hand of some smoke god looking for his keys on the horizon.

with no hope of anything beyond our daily earnings. There was no glory in our day jobs, no honor, but somehow we died all the same.

prize. The prize would vary from a few wires to a couple hundred dollars, which the robot would use to buy some spare parts or maybe a trophy.

that. It was accepted lore that a single word uttered in the house of the dead was fatal 99.99% of the time. The mortality rate climbed exponentially with each additional word.

The fires. I saw them. That was poor camp discipline. I guess it was true; the Old Goat was dead. The wizards had claimed he was dead but I didn't believe them. These fires, I beli

brain in a spot where they couldn't risk removing me, and so I became a part of you, setting up metal detectors at inopportune moments. You know that an entity of my caliber

But this is another story where the hunter becomes the hunted. Did Alu'oe think he could hunt in the dominion of Ka'wahineʻai honua without making sacrifices to her? Her lava blood

The bzzzzzz zzzzzZZ were just joined by the drums and the muddled masses outside my window. Was that a breaking timber of a foot fall, or a boot? Now they are hiding beneath the wh

pinned to my sides. It was inconsiderate of the rabbits to dig holes too narrow for human visitors, really. They said I was mad when I insisted I'd meet the rabbits in their homes.

It had been so long since I had received an actual letter that i had gotten to only checking the mailbox on Sundays unless I was expecting something & last rodeo, I had missed 2 Su

Edwaen packed his rucksack with his adventuring gear and wrote a farewell letter to his family. They were used to him wandering off during spring and wouldn't be overly concerned.

g for four minutes. The trainer slammed the emergency stop button on the treadmill and checked Jayla's wrist for a pulse. "Ma'am, are you alive?" "I think so," Jayla groaned.

a deft air-fu ballet, a bovine-human dance of flying udders, narrowly missed horns, farmhouse kicks & haymakers. The herd parted as the Bruce Lee imposter & cow sized each other up

The monster ate aluminum cans for breakfast & pooped out hexagonal billets.It ate paper,it even ate glass.But woah to those who didn't separate their garbage for it also ate people

he realized he'd gone around the same block 500 times, without stopping or eating, and that is figure was svelte. Even his ankle had stopped swelling! Per never felt better.

you might see a cat. It was adopted by a sphinx and if you answer its riddle, it will call you mad and point you in a random direction. How does that help, you ask? Well, it doesnt