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something truly supernatural? Standing in the field, I almost heard the sound of rattling chains among the soft whispering win.d. I tried not to hear the voices.

I gagged and coughed as the ice-cream came spurting out from my nostrils. My nasal passages were so cold that I felt like they were burning. "Okay, nice prank, assholes!" I yelled.

on of the moonwalk because his hip didn't allow anything else. His neighbour Mrs. Marsh heard the creaking sounds of his joints & assumed the Big One was about to strike

As the ape eats the pig, another ape states, "Appearance in meat is not a reliable indicator of safety or risk. Only by using a food thermometer can consumers determine if meat has

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His former band, Overmind Resistance, had gone pretty far afield. Perhaps they were The Field by now. But some young sprouts asked Ambrose Luxor if he would front The Outages. He

She tested if maybe the letters and numbers had been jumbled by all the jostling they must have been through in the hands of the postal service by resealing the letter & reopening

I am stewing in my own juices under an old ceiling fan. The bearings are giving up the ghost. The ones that are left are a stubborn bunch. Bering a bearing is all that they have ev

My problem though is that my innate sense of time is off kilter so that sometimes what is slow one day is too fast the next. This in turn skews the data stream where eventually of

Deep underground, in their bunker, Springer told Lukas that his kid sister was hot and Lukas said that he already knew that. What was his point? She was 33. Why wasn't she married?

& my twin sister felt the same way except we were the only ones at all challenging to each other so that sort of put being physical back on the table. Which one would submit first?

That was a bad idea. All that fiber that he had just eaten in 17 seconds decided to find out how fast it could come out the other side. He went from regular to superordinary flow!

suck as more & more survivors will make it to the tropical islands in the Rockies. Those islands were getting smaller as sea level rises. That is what we're bequeathing to our chil

& Fran Dresher voice told me it had to be Francine from accounting. Shit! "Hey Francy, I meant to call you later this afternoon. Its been a crazy week. Oh, yeah, imagine that, she

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Rest the weekend away. This was a perfect plan. As I tried to master the first step, the SWAT team crashed the door. They had one goal in mind, "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU LITTLE

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