The knife's answer was that.

the pensioner munters they'd plied a few times just to do the old biddies a treat. It was all for their sakes. If it came with a warm bed and breakfast and Milk money, so what. The

What Fritz didn't know was that one of the bakers in an earlier round had doctored his entries in a specific order that would be triggered by this round if he wasn't in it. Cupcake

All I need is this mind. Upon this mind I shall build a church. A church to hallow me. A church to tear me down & celebrate me for doing Nothing. A church to escape responsibility.

I thought that maybe I wasn't getting my update because the future had already hacked them to hide Sarah Conner being born so that Skynet couldn't prevent it. By riding the other t

He found a single grain of sand in his pocket. That was weird, he thought and went to bed. His dream mind picked the rice up and questioned it. How did you end up in "my" pocket?

So was continuing to live merely about enjoyment? That was becoming a harder and harder argument to make. It was my laziness only that was keeping me from pulling the trigger.

to my introverted nature, I tried to boot them all out. "Find your own damn dimension!" I'd shout. Still, the inter-dimensional refugees were unmoved. To get them away, I'd offered

The Martins were actually sisters, though their political views were dramatically different. The older sister Jenny was a pro-gun, conservative, lawn bowls player, whereas Kim was

Oh, include Parramatta, too. And Phuket. Are there any more I'm forgetting? Wait, I'm supposed to be forgetting them. Maybe I should stop remembering what I'm meant to forget.

you, the fiery young mechanic, quickly regretted their decision. With a wrench in the pocket of your overalls and a cap pulled low over your eyes, nobody could mistake your job.

You’ve just made an honorable peace with your country’s bitterest enemy. You’re feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you remember the Premier refused to abide by the place mats

Hogshead O'Malley was a kind soul but a bear of a man. He should have been named Grizzly but his sister was born 1st: because she climbed around him. The other 2 were born 2 weeks

ds collided and exploded and our brains got mixed up together and I died, I guess. I am guessing because I don't have a body anymore & I am falling like at the wedding. I never sto

the Thermal Nuclear War card this early in the game. Her feelings were hurt. Even a precocious 2 year old is still just a 2 year old. She's still learning how to process her rage.

#20. Dance like nobody's filming you with their smartphone. #21. Nap whenever the chance presents itself. #22. Always say 'please' and 'thank you' to the people who pay you. #23

"Come on, man!" I shouted. Flecks of spittle landed on his cheek, followed by hot, salty tears. I sobbed and used my sleeve to wipe it from his still face. "Don't leave, please..."

No, I couldn't let that happen. I downed the last few drops and got to my feet. The darkness encroached upon me until it pressed in on all of my senses. I had to escape before

Excited I reached back to find my camera, wanting to capture the moment to show off later. The tiny bird hovered for a second longer before, to my dismay, flitting out of my sight.

..held responsible. The gaping hole that it had left was felt by each person who stopped to consider the curious case of it's disappearance. This couldn't go on. It had to end.