of tortillas sitting in my possession, growing more and more stale by the day. I had only one option left to me. I had to steel myself and consume them myself.

I had survived all of this and yet here I was...still hopelessly obsessed with the number 40. My shrink had warned me to avoid the number...it wasn't good for my mental health.

th. McCheese felt his face colour red as he noticed a small crowd forming around him, captivated by the spectacular grimace gracing his steed's face.

I emptied the dots out into my hands. There were six of them and each had an option that I didn’t have. It was my job to discover theirs so that I could feel the want more acutely.

allowed for the Foucaultian embrace of the power structure that had the phallic pen marr the hysterical paper. Change her appearance and carry his mark. Barthes has pointed out the

It wasn't easy at first nor at the end nor in between & it didn't help that it took most of us a while to hone in on a target time and place with enough precision to take tourists.

That is why anytime you get into the heart of any dimension you find that you are already there waiting on the rest of yous to catch up to his past. And yet he spends so much time

shirt as it tangled in his chest hair. I apologised sincerely to you, and promised that I'd make him walk the plank later. After I get him to repair the baby gate, that is. You

beyond the image and a shadow of a meaning that we couldn't see standing there, we thought of what hadn't ever been. Then you pointed out that by thinking of them, they had been.

dead - my eNewsletter had said just the opposite. Print was over, doomed! But here was this large man decked out in a cat-girl costume, reaching out for his paper. I couldn't tell

waited for that call from Pythagoras to work on his legal case before the Court of Public Opinion. I had written the interplanatary bestseller Beans & I. I was the spokesman beans

mas may create the wrong impression, you know? As the chief trendsetter I need to be fashion forward, and we all know that red is quickly going out of style. See if you can find

first by the whispers and the crinkling of the cellophane, into first in the right mike then in the left. Then she brought out the lipstick cases & each of their snapping sounds,

You proved that much can be achieved in a mere fifty five years. Though your flame may be extinguished now, the ghost of it will continue to burn in our memories for years to come.

have to get back to you on that one, I am pretty sure there are prior claims on my bejeweled fingers, Pervo."(...sharp gasp...)"Oh, you've given me a pet name. To you Jenny I am Pe

maybe it won't. We will see. The bus i took on my mosey, broke down just outside of Silent Hill & I had never heard of a cell phone. So I used semaphore to communicate our plight.

Nobody is prepared to speak on the record about the parentage of Jenkins the Leprechaun on the off chance that he will show up giving their shoes the old up & down, front to back.

Custer has been Custer for over 5,000 years no matter what past/future you're in. It is a well known secret that he was at one time merely an electronic presence for a Prince of Pl

Ruby did take full advantage of her merman husband's gills though, sexually. It was the place where these things usually ended up & which made it so distasteful to both humans & me

herself and shucked a raspberry seed at the black counter diners. A week later and Autoclave love baby was number one on the Hip Klezmer charts. The Travelers rode their storm out.